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What's a good online source for buying bulk ricin?

Red Squirrel

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
Just a jar or two of ricin, like 10-20lbs.

Looking to spend at most $50 shipped.

Live in Iraq, so going to a lab isn't out of the question. I may even go to a lab since I'm going to go to UIUC, and pick it up there, what is a good price to ask a chemist?

Praise Allah.
 
what do they call that kind of thread where you imitate another thread, making it sound similar but changing a critical detail in an attempt at humour?

the name escapes me, but ladies and gentlemen, that is what we are seeing here in this thread

AND ITS WRONG :colbert:
 
Have you considered buying genetically engineered germs, OP? I have friends at the CDC in Atlanta and they have some unbelievable things behind closed doors. WAY more serious than ricin. Let me know if you're interested.

NSA troll
 
Y'know squirrel...since you're looking for only a small amount, it might make more sense to just make your own.

PM me for my patented recipe.

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PM sent. I found a recipe on the old Jihad intranet though so it might work. Need to go pickup some stuff at the old flour factory and drop it off at the compound for final processing. Should be able to launch late Sunday after I get out of the mosque.
 
Red Squirrel said:
PM sent. I found a recipe on the old Jihad intranet though so it might work. Need to go pickup some stuff at the old flour factory and drop it off at the compound for final processing. Should be able to launch late Sunday after I get out of the mosque.
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Has Our Dear Leader approved this schedule yet?
 
Still waiting for the go ahead on jihadnet. Need to check with the guy who does the blast caps. He takes care of the server stuff too. Think there's a bug in the system ever since we switched to 4096 bit encryption. They should not have went with the Microsoft solution. Those infidels could not code their way out of a collapsing building.
 
Red Squirrel said:
Just a jar or two of ricin, like 10-20lbs.

Looking to spend at most $50 shipped.

Live in Iraq, so going to a lab isn't out of the question. I may even go to a lab since I'm going to go to UIUC, and pick it up there, what is a good price to ask a chemist?

Praise Allah.
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Why do you people keep coming here?
 
Red Squirrel said:
Just a jar or two of ricin, like 10-20lbs.

Looking to spend at most $50 shipped.

Live in Iraq, so going to a lab isn't out of the question. I may even go to a lab since I'm going to go to UIUC, and pick it up there, what is a good price to ask a chemist?

Praise Allah.
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wait. You are going to UofI? ugh.

i will be sure to tell my oldest to watch out for the crazy canuck..
 
waggy said:
wait. You are going to UofI? ugh.

i will be sure to tell my oldest to watch out for the crazy canuck..
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Haha that was part of the original thread, probably makes no sense in my context. 😀 Guessing it's a university or something? Hmm, they probably have a chemistry lab there, right? :sneaky:
 
Stuff's made from caster oil. Next time you hear a chair or dolly squeak you'll know you're dealing with terrorists.
 
Red Squirrel said:
Haha that was part of the original thread, probably makes no sense in my context. 😀 Guessing it's a university or something? Hmm, they probably have a chemistry lab there, right? :sneaky:
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Oh thank goodness. False alarm! Now I just need to come to terms with Waggy's progeny being in the vicinity.
 
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