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What's a good online source for buying bulk beef?

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Originally posted by: Mrvile
Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: Rogodin2
Well, we need a some bulk turkey for close to 34 people this thanksgiving. I would like a source to buy a tercel sized piece of bulk turkey.

Thanks

Rogo
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Err, America is very good at increasing poultry size, but I think you are looking beyond the realm of growth hormones. Maybe a tercel sized package of turkey, but no tercel sized turkey.
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Well he just needed a Tercel sized piece of turkey...so it could be processed then pressed into a Tercel sized piece.
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ew, reconstituted meat, even worse.
 
Originally posted by: montypythizzle
Is 18 pounds of turkey bulk?? I want to know because tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It is about the size of a engine coolant reservoir.

Turkeys and cows can be on the same farm.
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No, we have already determined that bulk turkey is tercel sized.
 
Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
How much butter do you need for an alternator-sized chunk of bulk beef? I'm thinking that you'd only need about a distributor-sized chunk. Would that count as "bulk"?

ZV
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Butter? On BEEF? Blasphemy!

Atone for your sins by giving a complete stranger 10 lbs of bulk beef in the shape of an alternator for Christmas.
 
Originally posted by: everman
What happened to the OP? I understand he went to jail shortly after he launched this landmark thread, got out of jail, and now what? Is any of that true?
I<3 bulk beef
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It is true, you can find the links to the story somewhere in this never ending thread. It's a bit to read but it is hysterical, especially when you get to the part about him being locked up lol....
 
Originally posted by: Alistar7
Originally posted by: everman
What happened to the OP? I understand he went to jail shortly after he launched this landmark thread, got out of jail, and now what? Is any of that true?
I<3 bulk beef
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It is true, you can find the links to the story somewhere in this never ending thread. It's a bit to read but it is hysterical, especially when you get to the part about him being locked up lol....
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I guess someone didn't appreciate the fact he was poking around in the bulk beef market, so they decided to take him out of the equation.

Yes?

meh... fuck it dude, let's go bowling.
 
Originally posted by: TheNewbie
Originally posted by: Alistar7
Originally posted by: everman
What happened to the OP? I understand he went to jail shortly after he launched this landmark thread, got out of jail, and now what? Is any of that true?
I<3 bulk beef
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It is true, you can find the links to the story somewhere in this never ending thread. It's a bit to read but it is hysterical, especially when you get to the part about him being locked up lol....
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I guess someone didn't appreciate the fact he was poking around in the bulk beef market, so they decided to take him out of the equation.

Yes?

meh... fuck it dude, let's go bowling.
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You did not read the thread. Ban!

He went to the big house because of GTA. I don't mean playing the game, I mean actually ripping off cars.
 
Originally posted by: magomago
so then its decided? If 10 lbs of beef isn't bulk, is the mass purchase of alternators also not considered bulk?
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Alternators are a size measurement, noob. Do you buy "gallons" in bulk? No, you buy gasoline, milk, etc. That's the substance, gallon is the measure.

Similarly, you don't buy "alternators", you buy beef in alternator sizes. But one alternator of beef is NOT bulk, just like one gallon of milk is not bulk.
 
Originally posted by: sdifox
You did not read the thread. Ban!

He went to the big house because of GTA. I don't mean playing the game, I mean actually ripping off cars.
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I did read the thread, I was just implying that maybe he didn't go to the house of pain for GTA, maybe there's a conspiracy here, and someone in the bulk beef market framed him for poking around too much.

I then proceeded and implied we should go bowling. :beer:

 
Originally posted by: TheNewbie
Originally posted by: sdifox
You did not read the thread. Ban!

He went to the big house because of GTA. I don't mean playing the game, I mean actually ripping off cars.
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I did read the thread, I was just implying that maybe he didn't go to the house of pain for GTA, maybe there's a conspiracy here, and someone in the bulk beef market framed him for poking around too much.

I then proceeded and implied we should go bowling. :beer:
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err, ok... where is my anodised aluminum hat?
 
Originally posted by: kalster
red meat is pretty dangerous, eat some vegetarian stuff dude
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That's true, that's why I try to eat it all so it doesn't escape and start planning something sinister!
 
I was thinking about raising some cows for bulk beef, anyone ever done this, is it worth it? I've heard about some people that will raise the cows and just take them to the butcher and go back later and pick up a whole box of meat. Sounds pretty good to me.
 
Originally posted by: MegaVovaN
cliffs?
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Yes... I was afraid that was coming. Anyway here's something to get you started:

1. OP asks where would be a good place to buy online bulk beef.
2. Many people are not certain that the quantity OP was asking for, can actually be considered bulk.
3. A fierce discussion regarding what could be considered bulk breaks out.
4. Someone comes up with the alternator cut size theory.
5. More controversy breaks around the later.
6. OP commits a GTA and is taken to the house of pain (there's a link somewhere).
7. People start speculating that there's a bigger conspiracy here and that OP was framed.


Any questions?

 
A poster whose name I forgot,
Wanted to buy beef in bulk - a lot!
Alternator'd in size,
Like the Miatas he prized,
But we told him, "That's NOT bulk! - ATOT."
 
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