What's a good online source for bulk pig semen?

shortylickens

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I lol'd at that fucking vid!

"We have shipped semen to 49 states."

Semen processing computer?!?!?!????!!???
 

GundamW

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Use it to fry bacon?

(Just want to post in this thread before the outrage...tage....)
 

BoomerD

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One of my college professors was also a 4-H advisor, taught many ag-related classes, and his daughter bred pigs.
He used to waste half the class talking about the trials and tribulations of pig breeding...how difficult it was to get GOOD semen, how difficult it was to keep it viable until it was "implanted," and how often he got bit/kicked by the sow as he was "doing the deed." :p

I'm still not quite sure why anyone would need "bulk pig semen" though.
 

DaTT

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I love it when a lady says semen...over and over and over.
 

vbuggy

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I like how the two guys at the bottom are referred to as 'Collectors'.
 

erikistired

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i was really hoping this was a parody thread. i'm not sure how i feel now that i know it's not.