What's a good ending for this phrase?

[telstar1]

"As fast as..."

Keep em clean...

 

[ManSnake]

fart.

 

[Killbat]

* T E H * B E A G L E *

 

[gittyup]

..... I can run to the toilet after getting back from the Mexican restaurant.

 

[FrogDog]

...a fat kid on a smartie.

 

[GasX]

greased lightning
a virgin on prom night

 

[guyver01]

<< &quot;As fast as...&quot;

Keep em clean... >>



you can, you cant catch me im the gingerbread man

 

[Czar]

As fast as... a nef in before the lock