What's a good ailment to wake up with tomorrow?

[BigSmooth]

I called in sick today, I said I had hurt my back moving furniture (which was kind of true, although it wasn't anywhere near bad enough to actually keep me from going in).

 

[GoingUp]

monkeypox

 

[Lady In Red]

You should be able to find an excuse here.

 

[zod]

I am gonna do the same thing tomorrow!

I was trying to think of a good excuse, too.

Hmm...

 

[KEV1N]

Are you not in the position to just request a day off in an honest fashion? I would try that first. If not, I'd go with food poisoning.

 

[UglyCasanova]

You had some kinda fvcked up fish from the amazon crawl inside your urethra.

 

[Yossarian]

scurvy

 

[SuperTool]

Disentery

 

[BatmanNate]

Taco Bell. They will understand.

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
migraine headache

I had one once...stuck it out in school. Trying to take notes in a history class with a migraine while almost puking all over your desk every couple of minutes really sucks.

 

[tokamak]

Originally posted by: Mears
I knew this thread was going to be a disaster. So far it looks like migraine has taken the lead, but I have a feeling that my age, 21, may make a migraine a little suspicious.

cant be too young for a migraine. i've had 2 real bad ones in my life, and im only 19. god, migraines suck. makes you want to stick an icepick in your head.....if your boss has ever even had a mild one, he'll understand.

 

[Conky]

Diarrhea. Works every time.

 

[nsafreak]

Explosive Diarrhea works even better

 

[shekondar]

Ass Cancer

 

[Fausto]

I'd call in with a nasty case of Priapism.

 

[BigSmooth]

So what did you decide on? Migraine?

 

[Mears]

Yep, I'm nursing my migraine as I type.

 

[tokamak]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
I'd call in with a nasty case of Priapism.

you should meet someone that has that and see if they're laughing...

 

[DnetMHZ]

Call in dead ..

 

[Hammer]

food poisoning. always works. just dont overuse it.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Mears
Yep, I'm nursing my migraine as I type.

hehe hope you feel better

 

[Leetman]

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
You had some kinda fvcked up fish from the amazon crawl inside your urethra.

hahahaha. Time to amputate!

 

[CaptainHefe]

gonoherpasyphillaids

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: tokamak

Originally posted by: Fausto1
I'd call in with a nasty case of Priapism.

you should meet someone that has that and see if they're laughing...

Lighten up, Francis. Just a joke.

 

[Ladies Man]

Originally posted by: nsafreak
Explosive Diarrhea works even better

yup... my favorite excuse.... Who can make you come into work when you have that?