What's a good ailment to wake up with tomorrow?

Mears · Jul 23, 2003

Don't feel like going to work because I have some personal things to take care of. I need a believable 1 day illness.

Jul 23, 2003

Stomach flu - you're puking your guts out.

Cyberian · Jul 23, 2003

Clubfoot.

Feldenak · Jul 23, 2003

kenrippy · Jul 23, 2003

any STD might do

Yossarian · Jul 23, 2003

migraine headache

Orsorum · Jul 23, 2003

Girlfriend.

XMan · Jul 23, 2003

Pinkeye.

Wasn't this an episode of Seinfeld? I remember Kramer and Mickey fighting over which disease they got to act out . . .

ThePresence · Jul 23, 2003

Just go the Office Space way.

Kalvin00 · Jul 23, 2003

Originally posted by: PipBoy
migraine headache

Definetely.

SpiderX · Jul 23, 2003

Leprosy

Yossarian · Jul 23, 2003

Originally posted by: Kalvin00

Originally posted by: PipBoy
migraine headache

Click to expand...

Definetely.

I have used it many a time

They recur now and then too, it's quite tragic.

SarcasticDwarf · Jul 24, 2003

SARS???

Schadenfreude · Jul 24, 2003

Ovarian Cancer.

Jul 24, 2003

AIDS with a cancer appitizer and a side of Ebola.

amcdonald · Jul 24, 2003

anal warts.
but maybe you should just say food poisoning just for your image's sake

mpitts · Jul 24, 2003

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Gout

If you are going to use this one, make sure you refer to it as "the gout".

Mears · Jul 24, 2003

I knew this thread was going to be a disaster. So far it looks like migraine has taken the lead, but I have a feeling that my age, 21, may make a migraine a little suspicious.

Angrymarshmello · Jul 24, 2003

Food poisoning. It's believeable and if your boss has ever had it, he/she will understand. I couldn't hold down water :|

NoReMoRsE · Jul 24, 2003

You suffer from nef-itis. An inflammation of neffing posts.

ggavinmoss · Jul 24, 2003

Scabies. Nobody will want to come near you, dirty boy.

-geoff

EMPshockwave82 · Jul 24, 2003

cant be too young for a migrane

my 22 year old boss has migranes all the time.... for real... she dosent leave work but she has trouble walking and everything when they kick in because of how bad they hurt.....

i also had a friend in gradeschool that his lenses for his glasses were cut wrong and the light was reflected in a bad way that put pressure on his eyes causing migranes..... the kid was 11

Zim Hosein · Jul 24, 2003

Alcoholism :beer:

MacBaine · Jul 24, 2003

AgaBoogaBoo · Jul 24, 2003

Don't say anything. Next day when asked just say you forgot.

Seriosly, the headache sounds good.

What's a good ailment to wake up with tomorrow?

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