What's a "creampie"?

[Chode Messiah]

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

You are correct

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

 

[cjgallen]

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

what goes in, must come out

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

what goes in, must come out

If that were true, none of us would be here.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

what goes in, must come out

If that were true, none of us would be here.

ummm...you need a lesson on the birds and the bees?
all of the seminal fluid is not needed in the fertilization process. most of it will leak back out, but the little guys will still be swimming towards their goal.

 

[crab]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

what goes in, must come out

If that were true, none of us would be here.

ummm...you need a lesson on the birds and the bees?
all of the seminal fluid is not needed in the fertilization process. most of it will leak back out, but the little guys will still be swimming towards their goal.

Yes, but the statement implies 100%, which obviously cannot be true.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

what goes in, must come out

If that were true, none of us would be here.

ummm...you need a lesson on the birds and the bees?
all of the seminal fluid is not needed in the fertilization process. most of it will leak back out, but the little guys will still be swimming towards their goal.

That's not what you said.
But nevermind.

 

[sandmanwake]

Speaking of creampie. I got a recipe from someone I know the other day.

Boil water till hot. Add strawberry jello mix according to instructions on box. Add one scoop of Bryers vanilla icecream. Stir. Put mixture in freezer for a minute or two. Take out and stir again. Put in freezer for another minute. Pour mixture onto premade graham cracker pie crust. Add freshly sliced strawberries. Put whipped cream on top. Put in fridge a for a while to make it cold. Serve and eat.

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: sandmanwake
Speaking of creampie. I got a recipe from someone I know the other day.

Boil water till hot. Add strawberry jello mix according to instructions on box. Add one scoop of Bryers vanilla icecream. Stir. Put mixture in freezer for a minute or two. Take out and stir again. Put in freezer for another minute. Pour mixture onto premade graham cracker pie crust. Add freshly sliced strawberries. Put whipped cream on top. Put in fridge a for a while to make it cold. Serve and eat.

You are one sick puppy.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: sandmanwake
Speaking of creampie. I got a recipe from someone I know the other day.

Boil water till hot. Add strawberry jello mix according to instructions on box. Add one scoop of Bryers vanilla icecream. Stir. Put mixture in freezer for a minute or two. Take out and stir again. Put in freezer for another minute. Pour mixture onto premade graham cracker pie crust. Add freshly sliced strawberries. Put whipped cream on top. Put in fridge a for a while to make it cold. Serve and eat.

Are kegel exercises involved?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

what goes in, must come out

If that were true, none of us would be here.

ummm...you need a lesson on the birds and the bees?
all of the seminal fluid is not needed in the fertilization process. most of it will leak back out, but the little guys will still be swimming towards their goal.

Yes, but the statement implies 100%, which obviously cannot be true.

why don't you find out what that percentage is? yeh, work on that.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
well...

here's a fairly sloppy cream pie

And here's a cleaner cream pie

That is HOT

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

what goes in, must come out

If that were true, none of us would be here.

ummm...you need a lesson on the birds and the bees?
all of the seminal fluid is not needed in the fertilization process. most of it will leak back out, but the little guys will still be swimming towards their goal.

Yes, but the statement implies 100%, which obviously cannot be true.

why don't you find out what that percentage is? yeh, work on that.

Are you busy right now?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you know damn well what one is

Agreed.

Attention whores = :|

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

what goes in, must come out

If that were true, none of us would be here.

ummm...you need a lesson on the birds and the bees?
all of the seminal fluid is not needed in the fertilization process. most of it will leak back out, but the little guys will still be swimming towards their goal.

That's not what you said.
But nevermind.

i see how you took it now. i just meant that some will always leak back out.

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: cjgallen

Originally posted by: sandmanwake
Speaking of creampie. I got a recipe from someone I know the other day.

Boil water till hot. Add strawberry jello mix according to instructions on box. Add one scoop of Bryers vanilla icecream. Stir. Put mixture in freezer for a minute or two. Take out and stir again. Put in freezer for another minute. Pour mixture onto premade graham cracker pie crust. Add freshly sliced strawberries. Put whipped cream on top. Put in fridge a for a while to make it cold. Serve and eat.

You are one sick puppy.

QFT Please ban.

 

[Jeff7181]

I can't believe this isn't locked yet.

 

[thegimp03]

/me wonders why this thread hasn't been locked yet.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Chode Messiah

Originally posted by: crab

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
its when a man and a woman love each other and want to have babies, but the man pulls out and his semen is ejaculated onto the womans vagina making the vagina look as if it has cream between two pieces of dough, hence the term cream pie.

bahahaha, i tried typing that seriously.

MIKE

I believe this definition is incorrect.

meh you probably no from experience

chodes dont go in right.

A creampie can be done many ways, but its the result of semen dripping from the vagina post sex.

what goes in, must come out

If that were true, none of us would be here.

ummm...you need a lesson on the birds and the bees?
all of the seminal fluid is not needed in the fertilization process. most of it will leak back out, but the little guys will still be swimming towards their goal.

[/quote]

Yes, but the statement implies 100%, which obviously cannot be true.[/quote]
why don't you find out what that percentage is? yeh, work on that. [/quote]

Are you busy right now?[/quote]
no, or i sure as hell wouldn't be here.

but if you are going to be working on percentages... forget it

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: thegimp03
/me wonders why this thread hasn't been locked yet.

We are waiting for him to tell us who he was before he was banned.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: JoeKing
well...

here's a fairly sloppy cream pie

And here's a cleaner cream pie

That is HOT

gets all hot, flustered, and bothered

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you know damn well what one is

to be fair, i didn't know what it was until i saw it for the first time in a file name.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

hmmmmm.....hope your wife didn't tell you she was off to get one.