What's 22 inches longer than an Escalade and almost 3 tons? An Escalade ESV of course!

[Freejack2]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: NFS4
What's 22 inches longer than an Escalade and almost 3 tons? An Escalade ESV of course!

Thank God...I felt so cramped when I was in my friend's Escalade.

You should tell your friend to get one of
these.

 

[Kilgor]

If you want to be treated like a truck, drive in the truck lane (right).

That's one of the problems because exits and entrances are usually on the right side to and everybody just has to get by the truck before the exit and merge in front of the truck. Pfft it doesn?t matter if the car actually fits into the space between the truck and the car in front just that they get there before my damn truck does. :| I wont even get into people pulling in front of me a red lights. :frown:

 

[CallTheFBI]

I HATE SUVs. They hog the damn roads.

 

[rockyct]

Originally posted by: Freejack2

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: NFS4
What's 22 inches longer than an Escalade and almost 3 tons? An Escalade ESV of course!

Thank God...I felt so cramped when I was in my friend's Escalade.

You should tell your friend to get one of
these.

LOL

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