Whatever happened to humor like this?

[Wordplay]

I love this.

 

[Paratus]

Jesus...could you have found an older routine? How about Amos and Andy? Or for some less racist and more relevant comedy you could have chosen maybe Bill Cosby? Jerry Seinfeld doesn't use profanity in his stand up.

That said, Chris Rock is one of the funniest guys on the planet IMO. If you don't think he's funny, you obviously haven't heard him.

George Carlin was a genius.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, wise and beautiful woman, beautiful being, Motherfucker, and Tits. And Tits shouldn't even be on there!

 

[Wordplay]

Milton Berle vs Statler & Waldof.

 

[Kirby]

Everything was better, I know cause I was there. Life was a lot slower, most people worked for the same company for 20 or 30 years, cars were made of steel and built right here in the US of A. The US was the best country on earth and we new it. We had commies to hate and anything that said "Made in Japan" on it was a joke.
It was good to be the Big Dog.

Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.

And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Everything was better, I know cause I was there. Life was a lot slower, most people worked for the same company for 20 or 30 years, cars were made of steel and built right here in the US of A. The US was the best country on earth and we new it. We had commies to hate and anything that said "Made in Japan" on it was a joke. And we sprayed the awesome people with fire hoses when they got uppity.
It was good to be the Big Dog.

Ahh, the good ol' days...

 

[zinfamous]

Carson was great. None of his predecessors can hold a candle to him.

I don't think you meant to say predecessors....

:hmm:

 

[KeithTalent]

What do you call your act?
The Aristocrats!

George Carlin -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRS_2HgPPys&feature=related

Sarah Silverman -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_L3dhFgark&feature=related

...dozens of variations lol.

Gilbert Gottfried's version rules. :thumbsup:

OP, I listen to a lot of current comedy and only a small portion of it has an inordinate amount of cursing, not that I have a problem with cursing. You just need to broaden your horizons if you think that is all that is out there. Don't be so close-minded.

KT

 

[PingSpike]

I once thought this was pretty funny.

I don't know what point I was trying to make because I just played that clip about 10 times.

The only good part about your link is this was in the suggestions sidebar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8&feature=fvw

Yellow and red never looked so good.