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Perknose

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The gist of it is that his gf wanted to shoot him because he spent all their pasta money on a slush-box hatchback Alfa without the extended warranty and NO rust protection.

Everyone knows you gotta' get the rust protection on an Italian car. :roll:

Apparently, it didn't even have a sound system, so to blunt her lethal wrath he was forced to bore-ass her into a stupor-like state by tunelessly repeating the inane verses of the very worst song ever to hit commercial Italian radio, "My Alfa Has Too Many Headlights" by the Sicilian rapper Cinquanta Cents.

I still want to kill him, though.
 
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