what you guys think of this REPORT CARD

[mrrman]

harvard here you come

 

[3NF]

Has this kid's grades always been like this?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: enyce2k9
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Dude, you're presidential material! You're being groomed for success!!!

Please remember me when you need to make presidential appointments!

 

[phisrow]

If they are really lucky, they might be able to get into one of the SUNY's party campuses (I'm assuming that these are the NY Regents being mentioned on the card).

I don't know what is to be done; but this is really, really bad.

 

[WiseOldDude]

You might qualify for part time work at McDonalds, but only if they are desperate.

 

[enyce2k9]

heh^ the report card is not mines, its my sister's and she says its because the school blah blah, well she'l get transfered i hope she does well

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Holy crap failure

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
The person is obviously so bored with school that they don't even bother to show up for class. They're surely an extremely gifted student who is being failed by sub-par educators.

I know your being sarcastic, but sometime this does actually happen.

 

[enyce2k9]

she shows some interest in school, but the main problem is the friends pull her away easily thus the cutting routine, i hope i wont have a daughter, for now ill have to try helping here.

 

[SsupernovaE]

Prime candidate for an IEP.

 

[animalia]

I can't understand it. The legend is absolutely horrible and the way your school printed out the document is confusing. Reading the comments and trying to make sense of the numbers it seems you have failed all your courses. Failing all your courses sucks. That would make your report card sh!t.

 

[Molondo]

Seems about right nowadays :S

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: enyce2k9
the person cuts class, focuses more on friends and establishing a relationship.

is 16, turns 17 in 3 months.

any other thoughts or comments?

At this point, I think I speak for all of AT in demanding to know this persons relationship to you. Since it's a HS report card, if it's yours: you're fooked. Royally.

If it's a child of yours, they need to lose prettymuch everything of value they own, be put into 24-hour lockdown, and if they have a car... sell it.

If it's a random pic you found on the internet, then meh, stupid kids cut class and bomb out of school all the time.

 

[enyce2k9]

Originally posted by: enyce2k9
heh^ the report card is not mines, its my sister's and she says its because the school blah blah, well she'l get transfered i hope she does well

SISTER

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: enyce2k9
the person cuts class, focuses more on friends and establishing a relationship.

is 16, turns 17 in 3 months.

any other thoughts or comments?

At this point, I think I speak for all of AT in demanding to know this persons relationship to you. Since it's a HS report card, if it's yours: you're fooked. Royally.

If it's a child of yours, they need to lose prettymuch everything of value they own, be put into 24-hour lockdown, and if they have a car... sell it.

If it's a random pic you found on the internet, then meh, stupid kids cut class and bomb out of school all the time.

Comprehension skills FTW. He mentioned it's his sister.

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: enyce2k9
the person cuts class, focuses more on friends and establishing a relationship.

is 16, turns 17 in 3 months.

any other thoughts or comments?

At this point, I think I speak for all of AT in demanding to know this persons relationship to you. Since it's a HS report card, if it's yours: you're fooked. Royally.

If it's a child of yours, they need to lose pretty much everything of value they own, be put into 24-hour lockdown, and if they have a car... sell it.

If it's a random pic you found on the internet, then meh, stupid kids cut class and bomb out of school all the time.

Comprehension skills FTW. He mentioned it's his sister.

doesn't make what he said any less true. QFFT

 

[Eeezee]

I think this report card is incredibly difficult to comprehend. Wtf is a Z? It's not even in the grade key!

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
Wtf is a Z? It's not even in the grade key!

agreed! and some columns are not even labelled
what a crappy report card design

 

[opticalmace]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: Eeezee
Wtf is a Z? It's not even in the grade key!

agreed! and some columns are not even labelled
what a crappy report card design

"Zounds! That's bad."

 

[opticalmace]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: Eeezee
Wtf is a Z? It's not even in the grade key!

agreed! and some columns are not even labelled
what a crappy report card design

They're labelled, just very poorly...
The first line reads "U* , 10, 50*, 26"

I believe it corresponds to the "Grade, Absence, Performance, Conduct" thing above it.

Terribly stupid way to label the columns.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: Eeezee
Wtf is a Z? It's not even in the grade key!

agreed! and some columns are not even labelled
what a crappy report card design

They're labelled, just very poorly...
The first line reads "U* , 10, 50*, 26"

I believe it corresponds to the "Grade, Absence, Performance, Conduct" thing above it.

Terribly stupid way to label the columns.

I think it's actually grade/absence/grade/absence, probably for different terms. there doesn't seem to be a field for performance. and conduct is an alternative for grade

 

[opticalmace]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: Eeezee
Wtf is a Z? It's not even in the grade key!

agreed! and some columns are not even labelled
what a crappy report card design

They're labelled, just very poorly...
The first line reads "U* , 10, 50*, 26"

I believe it corresponds to the "Grade, Absence, Performance, Conduct" thing above it.

Terribly stupid way to label the columns.

I think it's actually grade/absence/grade/absence, probably for different terms. there doesn't seem to be a field for performance. and conduct is an alternative for grade

It's possible, but the first "grade" is listed with a letter. The second "grade" you suppose isn't a letter--it's a number.

Doesn't make sense to me it would change format. But who knows?

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: dighn

I think it's actually grade/absence/grade/absence, probably for different terms. there doesn't seem to be a field for performance. and conduct is an alternative for grade

It's possible, but the first "grade" is listed with a letter. The second "grade" you suppose isn't a letter--it's a number.

Doesn't make sense to me it would change format. But who knows?

the reason I suspect the third column is also grade is because col 3 row last is a letter

in any case this is one ridiculous report card design. it doesn't even have proper grammar, Explanation Of Grades?!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

WTF is a U and a Z?

Me fail? Unpossible!

ZOMG I suck at this subject!

 

[BUTCH1]

It's OK, the world needs ditchdiggers too.....