What would you write in a Christmas card to the postman?

[DotheDamnTHing]

Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks

 

[captains]

merry christmas with some cash in it

signed with......... the "your last name" family

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

How would I address it?

"To The Postperson/Postofficer/Postman/Postwoman/CanadaPost Carrier etc"?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks

pics?

kk ty

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks

pics?

kk ty

You do not want to see them

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
How would I address it?

"To The Postperson/Postofficer/Postman/Postwoman/CanadaPost Carrier etc"?

postwoman i guess

its either mail man or mail lady for me so.....
or just leave it blank and hand it to her directly saying merry christmas

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

Originally posted by: captains

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
How would I address it?

"To The Postperson/Postofficer/Postman/Postwoman/CanadaPost Carrier etc"?

postwoman i guess

its either mail man or mail lady for me so.....
or just leave it blank and hand it to her directly saying merry christmas

Thanks for the advice. I would like to give to her in person but I will not be home.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks

pics?

kk ty

You do not want to see them

So no UPS girl type postwoman?

Boo...

"Thank you for delivering our mail and not breaking shit"?

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks

pics?

kk ty

You do not want to see them

So no UPS girl type postwoman?

I wish
Boo...


"Thank you for delivering our mail and not breaking shit"?
LOL -something like that

 

[SmoochyTX]

Merry Christmas and watch out for the dogs!

 

[se7en]

Ms. Sexy Postlady,

Thanks for bringing our mail all year long with those gorgeous eyes of yours. We would also like to thank you for not shooting anyone or stealing our mail (if you do steal you are very sneaky). Included is a small token of our appreciation and if you ring the bell sometime our son would love to further thank you.

Sincerely,

XYZ

 

[Epic Fail]

give her your package.

 

[Mermaidman]

Originally posted by: yamadakun
give her your package.

"Dick in a (post)Box"

 

[0roo0roo]

"mail dude"

 

[Journer]

:laugh: awe man, this is an A+ thread. my colleagues are giving me funny looks because i cant stop laughing :laugh:

 

[BoomerD]

Things are tough
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Chistmas card...

Enclose a quarter...or whatever passes for such in your frozen north...

(Yes, I know, Canadia uses pennies, nickles, dimes and quarters...)

 

[jiggahertz]

Dear Mailman,

Thanks for not going postal. Merry Christmas.

 

[Platypus]

Dear Mailcarrier,

Quit fucking up my mail and delivering letters to me that aren't even close to my address. Furthermore, please stop delivering my mail to other people. Those little numbers actually mean something. Chicago has the worst mail system in the country and you're part of the problem.

Sincerely,
It doesn't matter because this will be delivered to the wrong person anyway.

 

[Wag]

Dear Mailcarrier-

Stop delivering my mail at 6PM so I can't do business that day...

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Platypus
Dear Mailcarrier,

Quit fucking up my mail and delivering letters to me that aren't even close to my address. Furthermore, please stop delivering my mail to other people. Those little numbers actually mean something. Chicago has the worst mail system in the country and you're part of the problem.

Sincerely,
It doesn't matter because this will be delivered to the wrong person anyway.

LOL...we've lived in our house for over 8 years and STILL get mail addressed to the previous occupants...Plus, we get mail for our neighbors at least once per week, and they get ours...
How fucking difficult can it be to read the little numbers on the envelopes?


That being said, the USPS is still pretty dammed efficient when you look at how many letters and packages they deal with on a daily/yearly basis.

 

[Kaervak]

Dear Postman/Postwoman:

Thank you for your expert package handling throughout the year. You have brought me much joy.
Here's to a whole new year of great package handling.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year;


Hugs & Kisses

 

[everman]

Dear sexy mail lady,
I love the way you handle my package and look forward to another year of you handling my package every day.