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What would you write in a Christmas card to the postman?

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DotheDamnTHing

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Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks
 
Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks
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pics?

kk ty
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks
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pics?

kk ty
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You do not want to see them 😉
 
Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
How would I address it?

"To The Postperson/Postofficer/Postman/Postwoman/CanadaPost Carrier etc"?
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postwoman i guess

its either mail man or mail lady for me so.....
or just leave it blank and hand it to her directly saying merry christmas
 
Originally posted by: captains
Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
How would I address it?

"To The Postperson/Postofficer/Postman/Postwoman/CanadaPost Carrier etc"?
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postwoman i guess

its either mail man or mail lady for me so.....
or just leave it blank and hand it to her directly saying merry christmas
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Thanks for the advice. I would like to give to her in person but I will not be home.
 
Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks
Click to expand...

pics?

kk ty
Click to expand...

You do not want to see them 😉
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So no UPS girl type postwoman?

Boo...

"Thank you for delivering our mail and not breaking shit"?
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
Hello, all;

This is usually the purview of my parents but they are on vacation. Consequently, I am scrambling to write all Christmas cards and wrap presents for the neighbours, postman etc.

What exactly would you write in a Christmas card to the postman (ours is a female if it makes any difference)?

Thanks
Click to expand...

pics?

kk ty
Click to expand...

You do not want to see them 😉
Click to expand...

So no UPS girl type postwoman?

I wish
Boo...


"Thank you for delivering our mail and not breaking shit"?
LOL -something like that
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Ms. Sexy Postlady,

Thanks for bringing our mail all year long with those gorgeous eyes of yours. We would also like to thank you for not shooting anyone or stealing our mail (if you do steal you are very sneaky). Included is a small token of our appreciation and if you ring the bell sometime our son would love to further thank you.

Sincerely,

XYZ
 
Things are tough
Times are hard
Here's your fucking
Chistmas card...

Enclose a quarter...or whatever passes for such in your frozen north...

(Yes, I know, Canadia uses pennies, nickles, dimes and quarters...) 😀
 
Dear Mailcarrier,

Quit fucking up my mail and delivering letters to me that aren't even close to my address. Furthermore, please stop delivering my mail to other people. Those little numbers actually mean something. Chicago has the worst mail system in the country and you're part of the problem.

Sincerely,
It doesn't matter because this will be delivered to the wrong person anyway.
 
Originally posted by: Platypus
Dear Mailcarrier,

Quit fucking up my mail and delivering letters to me that aren't even close to my address. Furthermore, please stop delivering my mail to other people. Those little numbers actually mean something. Chicago has the worst mail system in the country and you're part of the problem.

Sincerely,
It doesn't matter because this will be delivered to the wrong person anyway.
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LOL...we've lived in our house for over 8 years and STILL get mail addressed to the previous occupants...Plus, we get mail for our neighbors at least once per week, and they get ours...
How fucking difficult can it be to read the little numbers on the envelopes?


That being said, the USPS is still pretty dammed efficient when you look at how many letters and packages they deal with on a daily/yearly basis.
 
Dear Postman/Postwoman:

Thank you for your expert package handling throughout the year. You have brought me much joy. 😉
Here's to a whole new year of great package handling.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year;


Hugs & Kisses
 
Dear sexy mail lady,
I love the way you handle my package and look forward to another year of you handling my package every day.
 
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