What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

[TuxDave]

shens!!!! 😉

 

[dragonballgtz]

When will the NHL lock out end?

Also, why was it OK for your dad to sacrifice you? Why does no one look at GOD as a sick ass for letting his son die?

*Waits for the backlash*

 

[slackerinabox]

"Dude... Wanna get high?"

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
So how do you feel about those countless pictures showing you blonde with blue eyes when you came from the freaking Middle East!!

Hahah

I'd ask him if he wants to drink a 40 with me

 

[Siddhartha]

Not much because I do not speak arametic. Do you?

 

[Rudee]

Why did you take away my Hamster from me when I was 7, you son of a bitch!!!!!

 

[neonerd]

"MORE COWBELL!!!11"

 

[Uppsala9496]

Why am I not legally allowed to kill those that I deem stupid?

 

[bigredguy]

Quit being such a Jew!







J/K

I'd robably say something dumb like, "So how's pops doing?"

 

[neonerd]

"stick out your left hand..."

 

[chowderhead]

Originally posted by: Siddhartha
Not much because I do not speak arametic. Do you?

I would think the son of god would have learned to speak/understand English by now? no?

 

[bigredguy]

Originally posted by: chowderhead

Originally posted by: Siddhartha
Not much because I do not speak arametic. Do you?

I would think the son of god would have learned to speak/understand English by now? no?

Obviously not, that's why bad things happen to good people in america, because nobody up there speaks any english. 😉

 

[tec699]

I can only imagine (lyrics to a very good song)

"I can only imagine what it will be like, when I walk by Your side...
I can only imagine, what my eyes will see, when Your Face is before me!
I can only imagine. I can only imagine.
Surrounded by Your Glory, what will my heart feel?
Will I dance for you, Jesus? Or in awe of You, be still?
Will I stand in Your presence, or to my knees will I fall?
Will I sing 'Hallelujah!'? Will I be able to speak at all?
I can only imagine! I can only imagine!

I can only imagine, when that day comes, when I find myself standing in the Son!
I can only imagine, when all I will do, is forever, forever worship You!
I can only imagine! I can only imagine!

Surrounded by Your Glory, what will my heart feel?

Will I dance for you, Jesus? Or in awe of You, be still?
Will I stand in Your presence, or to my knees will I fall?
Will I sing 'Hallelujah!'? Will I be able to speak at all?
I can only imagine! Yeah! I can only imagine!

Surrounded by Your Glory, what will my heart feel?

Will I dance for you, Jesus? Or in awe of You, be still?
Will I stand in Your presence, or to my knees will I fall?
Will I sing 'Hallelujah!'? Will I be able to speak at all?
I can only imagine! Yeah! I can only imagine!

I can only imagine! Yeah! I can only imagine!! Only imagine!!!
I can only imagine.

I can only imagine, when all I do is forever, forever worship You!
I can only imagine."

🙂

 

[blurredvision]

What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

Hmmmm, so you do exist...............

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

Did Jesus actually say that? 😕

 

[Fritzo]

I'd sing "Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, 'cause he always puts Skippy in my lunch."

 

[squirrel dog]

I would ask "What can I do for you ?"

 

[GroundZero]

take your illegal ass back to Mexico

 

[yourdeardaniel]

Originally posted by: GroundZero
take your illegal ass back to Mexico

lol

 

[cronos]

Originally posted by: GroundZero
take your illegal ass back to Mexico

:laugh:

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: GroundZero
take your illegal ass back to Mexico

:laugh:

 

[Kadarin]

How come everything made you cry when you were a baby?

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: GroundZero
take your illegal ass back to Mexico

:thumbsup:

 

[Pepsi90919]

Tell me all your thoughts on God?
'Cause I would really like to meet her.
And ask her why we're who we are.
Tell me all your thoughts on God,
Cause I am on my way to see her.
So tell me am I very far -
Am I very far now?

 

[seanws]

so... do you come here often?