What would you do?

[troglodytis]

my name is henry

there is this lady next door i've been seeing for a while. we are thinking of getting hitched. she been married before, a widow now. seven times she's been widowed. i know she's dated a few guys, but all her former husbands have had the same name, henry. she's mentioned a couple for the other guys, by the names of willy and sam, but she wouldn't have them.

something tells me i should think twice, but i really love her. i keep going over and over it in my head.

what would you do?

 

[pulse8]

Go away.

 

[minendo]

His name is Henry...
...Clay Henry

 

[rgwalt]

7 husbands, all with the name Henry, all dead.

Maybe its just me, but I think there *might* be a correlation there.

Just a thought... What would I do? Move and don't leave a forwarding address.

Ryan

 

[Cyco]

Second verse, same as the first.

 

[LordMaul]

<< my name is henry >>



Boy, that was enlightening!

 

[SeaSerpent]

kill her before she kills YOU!!!

 

[Jokeram]

Run Henry RUN!!!

 

[HOWITIS]

<< seven times she's been widowed >>





RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, run like the wind my friend.


7 dead husbadns, all named henry?

 

[Cyco]

<<

<< seven times she's been widowed >>





RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, run like the wind my friend.


7 dead husbadns, all named henry? >>


To put it simple, he's just making a story from an old song called "Henry the Eighth" by Herman's Hermits. Am I the only one that got it?

 

[BornStar]

I am henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am, I am, I got married to the widow next door...

well, you all know the rest.

Apparently you're destined to marry her, so don't resist.

edit: darn it, you beat me