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what would you do?

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TechBoyJK

Lifer
You're sound asleep, so is your wife and daughter. You hear a banging at the door. It wakes you up just in time to hear some body walking around in your kitchen. You wake up and go check it out, only to find a drunk guy, dressed preppy, late 20's, with a case of beer under his arm, an abercrobie ball cap on, and red glazed eyes. He says "hey, is JD home?"

Problem? JD doesn't live here. He lives a few houses down. Fortunately you know who JD is, but you don't know this guy standing in your kitchen. He proceeds to tell you that he lives down the street and is looking for JD.

What would you do?

EDIT:

So I talked to my drunk friend. JD made him come over and apologize to him and his neighbor.

So I talk to the guy, and he says "geez they were pissed. I apologized, but I still don't know what the big deal is. It's not like I walked around and tried to take stuff. All I did was open the door, step in, and ask for JD. So what it was late. The guy's kid saw me and didn't seem to care. I wasn't even really drunk, I just got the wrong house"

I told him "Actually, the big deal is it was late, and you don't seem to give a fuck. You're inconsiderate I guess, not to mention, regardless of where you walked, you were an intruder, late at night, and they don't know you. Not to mention the dad woke up to his kid talking to a stranger in their house, late at night. You're completley lucky you didn't get shot in teh face."



 
Steal his beer/wallet and bring him to his friend's house. He would probably be somewhat harmless, so I wouldn't worry about him killing or stealing.
 
1) If he's coherent enough to politely ask if JD is home, he'll probably have enough braincells left for you to understand an explanation that he's in the wrong house. If that fails, begin physical confrontation.
2) Buy a fucking lock for my door.
 
Beat the shit out of him and toss him in the alley. Believe it or not, this is probably the best thing for him. Sometimes life's best lessons are the hardest.
 
He wouldn't have gotten in in the first place, since I lock all my doors. Where do you live that you don't lock your outside doors at night?
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
shoot first ask later


seriously, you don't keep your doors locked?
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It wasn't me. I'm friends with both JD and our incredibly alcoholic, almost 30, still living at home in the same bed since he was a baby friend that walked into the house drunk.

JD just called me and said he is going to kick the guys ass because his neighbor was pretty livid.
 
Lock my doors at night?

On the hypothetical that he does make it in, I'd probably be greeting him with a weapon. Whether it's used all depends on how he reacts when I tell him he's in the wrong house.
 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Ns1
shoot first ask later


seriously, you don't keep your doors locked?
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It wasn't me. I'm friends with both JD and our incredibly alcoholic, almost 30, still living at home in the same bed since he was a baby friend that walked into the house drunk.

JD just called me and said he is going to kick the guys ass because his neighbor was pretty livid.
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his neighbor is an idiot then and is lucky it was just a friendly drunk and not Joe Cereal Rapist
 
"Yeah he's here. Go ahead and put the beer in the fridge."
wait until all the beer is in the fridge.
"Oh I guess he just left but he's only a few houses down. Come on I'll show ya"
 
I know some people who had a similar experience, except the drunk didn't wake them up. The next morning the residents came downstairs to see some strange dude passed out on their couch. :shocked:
 
You asked this question on ATOT where every member owns 13 handguns, 3 rifles and a shotgun.

Most people would probably have blown his fucking head off...
 
He is lucky he wasn't shot. After the initial getting pissed over it I would have thought it was pretty funny... good story to tell. Then I would knock someone out for not locking the fucking door.
 
If someone is in my house i think i wouldnt be calm enough to ask him what he needs, rather arm myself with something, and defend my home and my wife.
 
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