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eLiu

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Apparently ~1000 packets of vagisil showed up in my old dorm (college campus). I'm told they're individual packets attached together into 4"x6"(ish) sheets. No one knows where they came from, but they are definitely up for grabs.

Ideas?

Edit: vagisil is an anti-itch cream for your vagina caused by things like yeast infections. From their site, quote: "Soothes irritation caused by wetness - even urine wetness. Reduces the chance of further irritation by forming a protective film. Plus, odor-blocking protection."

Edit2: the people in the dorm are too lazy to try and sell it. We want lulz only.
 

zerocool84

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Set up a little table on the college campus and give out free vagisil samples to hot chicks.
 

Sea Moose

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Im not sure what vagisil is, is it dangerous? Perhaps you could take them to an out of town college and sell them as another product ....
 

eLiu

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Originally posted by: zerocool84
Set up a little table on the college campus and give out free vagisil samples to hot chicks.

Yeah that had crossed our minds. So had decorating the door of the univ president (female). or maybe just decorating the entrance.
 

thescreensavers

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Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Im not sure what vagisil is, is it dangerous? Perhaps you could take them to an out of town college and sell them as another product ....

its a Vaginal anti-ich+Deodorant+Moisturizer cream.

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ahenkel

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repackage it and tell kids it'll get em high as shit if they rub it under their nose.
 

Sea Moose

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Originally posted by: thescreensavers
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Im not sure what vagisil is, is it dangerous? Perhaps you could take them to an out of town college and sell them as another product ....

its a Vaginal anti-ich+Deodorant+Moisturizer cream.

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yuck .


Vaginas can be disgusting sometimes. Like a horse eating a sugar cube. <-- Visualize this


I thought that they were pills, you could repackage and sell as eggs.
But yeah you gotta do something interesting.

 

eLiu

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Haha I think repackaging and selling as something else or telling kids you can get high off of them might get us into a little too much trouble. I imagine that we wouldn't want to be behind kids eating vagitchcream.

mmm i'll bump this again in the mornin'
 

geno

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Originally posted by: eLiu
"Soothes irritation caused by wetness - even urine wetness. ... Plus, odor-blocking protection."

Ahahahahahhhahahahahahaahahhahahaahaaa.a.........

Oh man, am I glad to be a guy.
 

moshquerade

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Save for halloween and use to make costumes with Vagisil packets all over them. Call yourselves the VagiMen
 

SearchMaster

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Save for halloween and use to make costumes with Vagisil packets all over them. Call yourselves the VagiMen

Or get a carrot suit, cover it with the packets, and call yourself a vagitable.
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: zerocool84
Set up a little table on the college campus and give out free vagisil samples to hot chicks.

that's a bit on the creepy side don't cha think?
 

OUCaptain

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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Set up a little table on the college campus and give out free vagisil samples to hot chicks.

that's a bit on the creepy side don't cha think?

At least you'll know which ones to avoid or at least not go down on.
 

Chryso

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Originally posted by: ballmode
Free samples to the ladies :)

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

This.
Don't forget to offer the use of your specially designed applicator.