What would you do with a foot long shrimp?

[BoomerD]

Fookin Prawn.

That's a fookin prawn with attitude...those things have the well-deserved name of "thumb-splitter" for a reason.

Mantis shrimps, whether they be spearers or clubbers are NOT friendly...and wouldn't do well in the local touching zoo...😛

 

[DAPUNISHER]

How is a shrimp different than a lobster?

 

[CPA]

If I bought one, would that be considered a bulk purchase?

 

[dawp]

Is there a related verb that describes the effect of cold on manhood?

just think what that shrimp could do to your manhood.

 

[SunnyD]

Shame it was not found on the Barbie :biggrin:

 

[D1gger]

I for one welcome our new prawnee overlords.

 

[sdifox]

Cannibal shrimp? D:

all shrimps are...

 

[amdhunter]

That things probably delicious.

 

[jadinolf]

Fire up the grill!!!

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/16/giant-cannibal-shrimp-worry-gulf-coast-watchers/?hpt=hp_c2

damn that ting is huge.

A little cocktail sauce and a knife and I'd be in shrimp heaven.

 

[Kelvrick]

I see that as with many things, the black tiger shrimp are bigger than non-black tiger shrimp.

 

[Darwin333]

Yall don't need to worry about a thing. I will relay the message to the coonasses down here that a new breed of "super jumbo" shrimp are taking over and they will be fished to extinction by the end of the week.

 

[Gibsons]

Yall don't need to worry about a thing. I will relay the message to the coonasses down here that a new breed of "super jumbo" shrimp are taking over and they will be fished to extinction by the end of the week.

Tell the Chinese that they give you a stiffie. They'll $30/lb retail in a week or two.

 

[0roo0roo]

whats a shrimp mouth like anyways, how big a hole in your arm would these things take if they bit u?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

BBC News: Alien Predator Shrimp hits UK.

Christ, the last two movies were shit, but this is really scraping the barrel.

 

[Six]

YUMMY!! Deep fried that sucker.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

 

[spaceman]

 

[LagunaX]

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

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