What would you do with $100 billion?

[bigrash]

Let's say you have that amount of money after tax.

By the way, saying "two chicks at once" is too predictable.

 

[ViviTheMage]

3 chicks at once?

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

donate a quarter of it.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
3 chicks at once?

4!

 

[Kelvrick]

I'd start a milf farm to breed chicks for me 19 years down the road.

EDIT: The chicks would not be my own offspring you dirty bastards.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
I'd start a milf farm to breed chicks for me 19 years down the road.

EDIT: The chicks would not be my own offspring you dirty bastards.

I'm sure there will be enough MILFs in 19 years that you won't need your own special MILFarm.

 

[amoeba]

I would donate 99 % of it.

can still do a lot with 1 billion.

 

[Baked]

Start a massive army and pillage my weak neighboring islands.

 

[nakedfrog]

Is that enough money to buy EA?

 

[Q]

Buy something

Oh, and I see a parody thread in the future, I called it!

 

[bonkers325]

i'd build a really, really huge pillow fortress

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Baked
Start a massive army and pillage my weak neighboring islands.

and finance the war with DOA in the process

 

[sdifox]

get myself onto the internet backbone.

 

[KeithTalent]

I'd buy a new computer, no no wait, TWO new computers!

KT

 

[nageov3t]

I'd build my dream self-sustaining zombie-proof compound in the middle of the desert.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I'd buy a new computer, no no wait, TWO new computers!

KT

with 2 37" monitors, so me you and heller can have a virtual treesome?



that sounds awesome. and surprisingly attainable given our limited resources.

 

[JS80]

Try to figure out how to effectively give it away.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Fill my car up with gas.

 

[buck]

I would buy an island and build an army of midget pirates.

 

[jonks]

Build a conveyor belt the size of a jumbo jet...

Buy a 30 second superbowl spot and perform the largest rickroll in the history of the world...by cutting to a live performance of Rick

Buy the SW license from Lucas and make a decent movie...

Offer a standing $1 million bounty on all heads of terrorist organizations as defined by me

Oh, and 2 chicks.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Fuck....what wouldn't I do with $100 billion?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
Build a conveyor belt the size of a jumbo jet...

Wouldn't matter, it still wouldn't take off

 

[MrPickins]

For a while: absolutely nothing.
Then after that: whatever the hell I wanted to do.

I'd probably try to buy an island and create a sovereign nation.

 

[tk149]

Space elevator.

 

[DangerAardvark]

I would change it all into pennies then smelt them all into the biggest penny in the world.

And then I would do 2 chicks at the same time on top of it.