What would you do in the event of a nuclear war?

<< Being the only male on the planet, you just might have a chance..... >>


Hah, tell my girlfriend that, she may agree with you.

 

[kami]

I'd put on some SPF5000 sunscreen and my sunglasses and go enjoy the show.

 

[ObiDon]

I would duck and cover. According to the film &quot;Duck and Cover&quot; which can be found here, even a thin layer of cloth can provide protection. :Q

 

[AnitaPeterson]

There's an old Cold War joke, quite popular in the 80's, regarding the famous Q&amp;A at Radio Yerevan (check that city on a map! )

Q: What shall we do in case there's a nuclear war?
A: In case of a nuclear war, it is recommended that you get dressed in a white bedsheet and proceed quitely towards the nearest cemetery.
Q: Why &quot;quietly&quot; ?
A: To avoid panic.

 

[Aenygma]

Kill you, and have your woman of course

 

[Lore]

Too fricking bad Etcheverry hall is wayyyyyyyy on the North side of campus!

 

[goodoptics]

just pray to die instantly without any pain.

 

[SuperSix]

Bang every woman in sight..

Actually, I would hug and kiss my family.

 

[RussianSoldier]

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<< Id get laid and then crank the AC. >>


I concur. Except I'd fly to Russia to be with all the real hotties! Russian women rule! >>



ah but have you ever been to iceland. The women there never stop partying.

did i mention half the towns have few police?

 

[ManSnake]

I'd hide under my pillow, this way my hair won't catch fire!

 

[Scrapster]

I'd probably start believing in god.

 

[RussianSoldier]

ttt

 

[rc5]

I will max out all my credit cards because I won't have to pay them afterward.

 

[Wedesdo]

how would you max out your cc's in 5 minutes? diamond ultimate super duper overnight express fast microsecond shipping?

 

[Moonbeam]

Funny you should ask. I ran into this site today looking for a picture of a nuclear explosion.

 

[Schlocemus]

I think I'd die

 

[ObiDon]

<< diamond ultimate super duper overnight express fast microsecond shipping? >>


Isn't that just called &quot;Type R&quot; shipping now?

 

[DannyLove]

I would come to AT and warn everyone... then i would get all my Jlove pics and head for the hills where I will eventual die before reaching.

danny~!

 

[ManSnake]

I would bake a cake!

 

[Kroze]

Well if there's a nuclear war. I'll prepare some prototype of ship to creat a new planet called....Bob.

 

[skywhr]

Die sounds about right

 

[dieselstation]

i would become MAD MAX

 

[Linflas]

At 35 miles from Washington, DC I assume I am toast.

 

[goshdarnindie]

Pray one last time for courage in face of danger and then...








Hold my breath.

 

[metallibloke]

I'd probably have diarrhea, and then die.