what would you do if...

[mozirry]

theoretically you all of a sudden came into ownership of a firearm and $1,000 in cash?

How would you react and what would you do?

 

[KLin]

I'd sell the firearm, and spend the proceeds and 1000 on hookers and blow.

 

[Juked07]

I think I'd be a lot more worried than if I just found the cash and no firearm.

 

[mozirry]

ok, give me some real world suggestions... I want options!

 

[moshquerade]

theoretically how did you come to possess that?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: mozirry
ok, give me some real world suggestions... I want options!

Hookers and blow aren't real world suggestions?

 

[Kirby]

Take it to the popo station.

 

[TallBill]

I'd need to know how I came into possession of these items.

 

[Juked07]

Hypothetically, it could be kind of fun to put the money in a bag, hand the firearm to someone random on the street, and scream/act like you're getting robbed.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Considering the most likely ways one might come into sudden possession of both $1000 and a firearm at the same time... I would get rid of both of them and never talk about it.

 

[Mr Smiley]

1. Put money in bank.
2. Rob bank a day later.
3. ???
4 PROFIT

 

[compman25]

Keep gun, buy ammo.

 

[gooseman]

Why do you have to "do" something? What's the big deal? It's just a gun and a little bit of cash.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: gooseman
Why do you have to "do" something? What's the big deal? It's just a gun and a little bit of cash.

Assuming he found it, it'd really suck if the gun was used to commit a crime and now he has it.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

It kinda depends on the circumstances of acquiring such items - loose ends and everything. But I'd probably put the $1k in the bank since there's no record of cash, and...hmmm...I'm not sure what I'd do with a gun that I didn't want. I definitely would not want to get caught with a gun while I'm unlicensed, so I'd probably mangle it and throw it in a dumpster (a tragedy to deface a weapon, I know).

 

[Cheesetogo]

Buy an i7 CPU, motherboard, and DD3.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

First thing I would probably do is turn on the TV and monitor the local stations for any murders. I would not touch the gun but put it in a sealed bag along with the money. Next thing I would do is call my wife and tell her to come pick up our kids from daycare and tell them to find a place to stay for a week or so.

At this point I would probably go to the cops with the cash and the gun. And then let nature take its course.

 

[Canai]

I'd probably turn the gun in to my local PD and keep the cash.

 

[Cabages]

I would put the gun in my closet and...

take next semester off i guess

 

[aesthetics]

Depends on the kind of gun. If it were something small and concealable... ohhohoo. We won't go there.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Depends on the kind of gun. If it were something small and concealable... ohhohoo. We won't go there.

Uhh... wait, what?

Anyway, OP, lifting cash and light arms from a drop zone intended for gang and/or gang members is probably not a great idea.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Depends on the kind of gun. If it were something small and concealable... ohhohoo. We won't go there.

I just puked in my mouth a little..

 

[Mo0o]

Depends on how you got it. This threadi s worthless

 

[Greenman]

Damn you kids are slow, did everyone here ride the short bus or what?

The OP is trying to tell us he mugged a pimp.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Greenman
Damn you kids are slow, did everyone here ride the short bus or what?

The OP is trying to tell us he mugged a pimp.

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