What would you do if you were targeted by a l33t hax0r?

[Dissipate]

What would you do if your computer or network was targeted by a l33t hax0r? WELL, what would you do?!

 

[dighn]

crying out in despair

 

[Ryan]

Considering most "l33t hax0rs" are just 13 year old wannabes, I don't think I'd worry about anyhting. They can target all they want, but they're always going to pee on the seat of the toilet and never make it in.

 

[yukichigai]

Get the IP.
Track it.
Find the location.
Go there.
Break their typing hand.

Why fight fire with fire when you can use dynamite?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Log the first attempts, then immediately block that site, and mail the admin of that domain that that specific machine is being used to make hacking attempts from. Don't immediately claim the owner of that IP is the hacker in case of the machine being compromised, but do warn them.

 

[yukichigai]

I like my idea more. Random violence makes everything better.

 

[PliotronX]

I'd watch in horror as the source code to one of the most anticipated sequel video game titles exits right out of the network, then proceed with delaying the release of said title until a good year later.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: PliotronX
I'd watch in horror as the source code to one of the most anticipated sequel video game titles exits right out of the network, then proceed with delaying the release of said title until a good year later.

haha I work in the video game industry so I can actually imagine that happening at my company. Of course, I hate my company so I'd sit back and watch as that happens!

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Laugh that someone actually wants to hack me.

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Call out a hit on him.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I dunno, prolly Crash their box or DOS them.

 

[Snapster]

Speak properly due to the fact that it would confuse them no end.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Snapster
Speak properly due to the fact that it would confuse them no end.

 

[Conky]

535 posts and you joined this month. Looks like you are the new spammer in town..

But to answer your question... if I was the target of a l33t hax0r, I would laugh. And if I was really worried, I would turn off my computer. :beer:

 

[TuxDave]

I would r0x0r his b0x0r

 

[wampa]

Originally posted by: TuxDave
I would r0x0r his b0x0r

fo shizzle

 

[Train]

drive to his house and whoop his pansy a$$

if his rig was more leet than mine, id take it, ha ha ha

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Train
drive to his house and whoop his pansy a$$

if his rig was more leet than mine, id take it, ha ha ha

Driving to China or Russia might take a while though.

 

[Chaotic42]

Boot to Linux.

 

[johnjosh]

call a friend, he knows some real l33t hax0r

 

[illusion88]

no one can bypass norton! ITS UNBREAKABLE!

 

[moonshinemadness]

Well of course it would happen while i was having sex with my girlfriend and he would accidently download the source code to my deadly virus. (Of course he didnt mean too he was looking for something else)
I would then track him to australia by some totally insanely quick tip off and raid his so called flat. He wouldnt of course be there but as i was stood out side i would see him walk past and run after him.
He would somehow get the computer power to crack my coding and realise what my virus actually did, ohhh nooooeeeeessssss.
Finally i would track him back to the usa where i would manage to get hold of a fancy peice of kit that allowed me to pretend to be something else, as i would capture my code as he uploaded it and then allow the cops to go in and woop his @ss