What would you do if you ran out of condoms and...

[StormRider]

... your new girlfriend gave you one of her old boyfriend's brand of condoms she had lying around and when you tried them on you discovered that they were way too big for you? Would you go home embarrassed?

 

[Platypus]

so THATS where I left them!

 

[AvidOC]

Speaking from experience are we

 

[jjones]

unless her last boyfriend was a horse, that just wouldn't be possible.

 

[Shadowfire]

I'd say; WTF?

 

[Nutdotnet]

haha, exactly. Rubbers can stretch over your entire hand and then-some.

Unless they are those "Magnums" I am pretty sure all rubbers are roughly the same size (length anyways).

So unless you have a "1-inch Willy" don't be embarrassed.

 

[chiwawa626]

id prolly tie it off with a twisty tie being the cheap asian person that i am.

 

[keystroker]

haha nice post. I never tried magnums, they seem to be for the black folk basketball player elephant penises. I would buy my own or maybe she would be too loose if her ex was hung like a horse.

 

[Scrapster]

First I'd put it on. Then I'd grab the vacuum and attach the extension for "narrow cracks" then I'd suck all the excess air out of the rubber so that it essentially is shriveled around my member. Tie it off at the base and you have a perfect fit.

And it's even ribbed for her pleasure.

 

[Infidelity]

I would tell her to forget about the condom or I would tell her that this thing is too big I don't like it.!

 

[glen]

What on earth does Shaq use?

 

[Soybomb]

<< and when you tried them on >>


You make it sound too much like a pair of pants

 

[xilluzionx]

I would say thanks for free condoms , and tell her thats my size