What would you do if you had a million dollars?

[epsilon]

I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time.

 

[Ryan]

BOOOOOOO - mines better!

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: epsilon
I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time.

There's a classic movie quote.

 

[hevnsnt]

I would buy you a green dress

 

[venk]

I would buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress because thats cruel.

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
BOOOOOOO - you SUCK!

HAHAHA.. you're avatar there cracks me up..

 

[Adica]

Pay off my house and invest the rest, probably in real estate.

A million dollars is really not that much these days, although very helpful!

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Adica
Pay off my house and invest the rest, probably in real estate.

A million dollars is really not that much these days, although very helpful!

Bill Gates, is that you?

 

[CRXican]

buy a house

in my area I'd be lucky to have about 200,000 - 300,000 left over to save/invest

 

[FoBoT]

go home and take a nap

 

[Hammer]

buy 1 million lottery tickets

 

[mzkhadir]

give some out and invest.

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: Hammer
buy 1 million lottery tickets

do you want to just give it all to me and i'll give you about 65 bucks back?

worst response ever.

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: funkymatt

Originally posted by: Hammer
buy 1 million lottery tickets

do you want to just give it all to me and i'll give you about 65 bucks back?
worst response ever.

Sarcasm meter = teh broked

I'd buy a house and still have 800,000 left over for a car and investments.

 

[radioouman]

Originally posted by: funkymatt

Originally posted by: Hammer
buy 1 million lottery tickets

do you want to just give it all to me and i'll give you about 65 bucks back?

worst response ever.

That was an awesome response!


I'd pay off my house and cars and my parents' mortgage, and invest the rest.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: funkymatt

Originally posted by: Hammer
buy 1 million lottery tickets

do you want to just give it all to me and i'll give you about 65 bucks back?

worst response ever.

its an old joke, one that can't be repeated here.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Buy a home and an Ariel Atom then invest the rest.

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: Hammer

Originally posted by: funkymatt

Originally posted by: Hammer
buy 1 million lottery tickets

do you want to just give it all to me and i'll give you about 65 bucks back?

worst response ever.

its an old joke, one that can't be repeated here.

alright, i'll let it go this time....

 

[Leper Messiah]

with a million dollars I finally be able to afford that SLI system!

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: AmdEmAll
Buy a home and an Ariel Atom then invest the rest.

Why only one?

 

[AmdEmAll]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: AmdEmAll
Buy a home and an Ariel Atom then invest the rest.

Why only one?

I can only drive one at a time lol

 

[wchou]

what would you do with a penny? give it to a bum? at least that is called kindness

 

[Freejack2]

The whole two chicks dialogue is hilarious...

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do sh!t.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: epsilon
I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time.

only 2?
hell with that.. 10...

 

[NiKeFiDO]

invest! yeah thast right, responsible/greedy person here