What would you do if you had a million dollars?

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
BOOOOOOO - mines better!

46,000 votes?!?

There's a lot of people in them forums

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: rbloedow
BOOOOOOO - mines better!

46,000 votes?!?

There's a lot of people in them forums

lol - no, the pole is just a little...purposefully skewed - lolo

 

[Booster]

I would go to Church, pray and try to marry that girl from ICQ

 

[Steve]

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we?d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it That?s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars I?d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

 

[Schadenfroh]

1. Porsche Boxter
2. College money, Mississippi College, here i come
3. Pay for med school at University Medical Center, jackson
4. Uber computer system
5. Kobe Beef, http://members.tripod.com/~BayGourmet/wagyu.html

 

[rh71]

definitely a bigger house... though the above avg nice ones are about 2.5mil.

 

[Brutuskend]

Buy a Klondike bar...

 

[AdamDuritz99]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Buy a Klondike bar...

now that's what i'm talking about

 

[Fatdog]

Hookers for everybody.

 

[Cristatus]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
1. Porsche Boxter
2. College money, Mississippi College, here i come
3. Pay for med school at University Medical Center, jackson
4. Uber computer system
5. Kobe Beef, http://members.tripod.com/~BayGourmet/wagyu.html

It's Boxster!

With one million dollars, if I spent eighty dollars a day, I could live 33.75 years just spending the money. Any if I don't spend eighty dollars in that day, they go into my savings.

 

[RossMAN]

1) Payoff debt.
2) Buy home.
3) Vacation.
4) Invest.
5) Continue working.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
1) Payoff debt.
2) Buy home.
3) Vacation.
4) Invest.
5) Continue working.

ditto, though I need a new car too.

 

[anxi80]

i would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend asadulah who works in securities...

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
go home and take a nap

 

[BlackAdam]

Move to my own apartment, buy a car, and invest the rest... while still working and going to school.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Originally posted by: BlackAdam
Move to my own apartment, buy a car, and invest the rest... while still working and going to school.

Apartments are the worst investments, why not buy a house?

 

[thirdlegstump]

I would give it all to the rich like I do everday.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: epsilon
I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time.

I'm too old to enjoy a million dollars.

Maybe I'd just give it away.