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What would you do if you could retire early?

Whoozyerdaddy

Whoozyerdaddy

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Say you could retire at 50. Or younger. Retirement = no more mortgage and no real bills. Your living expenses consisted of the normal day to day living expenses... food, electric, etc. The things you can never get away from. When you quit your job your investments will pay for normal living expenses like food, electric, water, etc and still allow you to travel.

You don't need to work anymore.

You still have a good healthy 20-30 years to go.

What would you do? You don't need money so you don't have to get a job for income. You can do whatever you want.

I thought about this tonight. I'm retired. My finances are solid. I'm comfortable. I can do whatever I want. But I want to stay active.

I'd start an orgnazation that tortured web perverts. There would be a bunch of us that surfed chat rooms posing as underaged boys and girls. We'd get these perverts to buy us plane tickets and trips. We'd get them to forward their airline miles and then donate those miles to Make a Wish or some other worthy organization.

I'd also have a hit squad made up of likeminded retirees (most likely former military/law enforcement) that used some of those tickets to fly to the perverts (on their dime thinking they are about to nail a kid) and "solve" some of the most "active" cases.

Of course I've had a few beers...
 
Move to Sicily growing lemons, olives in a valley near the coast. My concubines would wait on me with grapes and beer.
 
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
Hmm... I dunno, but your idea sounds fun!
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Heh... I was inspired by a guy I heard about who lived on the west coast... his mom lived lived on the east coast. Whenever he wanted to go back and see the family he would go into a chat room and look for a pervert. He'd pose as a 12 year old and convince someone to buy him a ticket. Of course when he landed he would walk right past the pervert with the "Billy" sign. And what is the guy going to do? Report that he was defrauded while trying to bring a child across state lines? Heh... BRILLIANT!

Imagine an entire underground network of people preying on pedophiles like that.

So simple and so satisfying...
 
If I could do that, I always said I wanted to be around the game of baseball. I'm a huge fan, and I was never blessed with exceptional abilities, but I still love the game. So I thought I would be like a groundskeeper or something for a ballpark. Hang around the games afterwards or during practices.
 
I'm going to feed old people. I'm going to spend my time at nursing homes or maybe a hospital and feed complete care patients. I always feel so bad when I don't have enough time during my shift to get that task done.
 
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ******.
 
live near sunny beach.

scuba dive, read, watch movies, listen to music, play video games and get drunk

some combination of these things every day
 
If I could retire early, I would get a job!

Seriously, I'd get a low stress job like at a gas station. To me, work wouldn't feel like work, if I had total freedom to do what I wanted and didn't need the job.
 
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