What would you do if the internet suddenly died?

[djheater]

Would there be a way to spread a virus that targeted and made unfunctional the DNS servers? That would suck, wouldn't it?

Like, it would update all records to point to goatse

 

[CraigRT]

I'd get lots of phone calls....

 

[BatmanNate]

I would pour one out for the homies, then go outside. It's awfully nice here today, there's a bright yellow ball in the sky that I seem to remember from childhood.

 

[Ranger X]

Die with the internet.

 

[Asharus]

Watch more TV & Movies

 

[Abhi]

Have a more productive life..

 

[dethman]

i might actually talk with real people.

 

[Mr N8]

I would have to talk to my wife.

 

[EngenZerO]

find another means for pr0n

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Since single player BF1942 is as much fun as playing Twister with yourself, I would die a horrible, agonizing slow death with visions of plane campers and TKers dancing about my head until I at last saw that infamous white light...

I'd call PanzerIV and set up a massive lan party. Oh crap, how would I get in touch with him?

 

[Kenny1234]

Hang myself with my lan cable.

 

[DT4K]

On second thought, I'd quickly open up an adult bookstore and make a killing off all the pervs who suddenly had their supply shut off.

 

[Joker81]

go to Deja Vu

 

[T2T III]

I'd be hurting. I live by E-mail and manufacturer's Web sites. Without these two things, life would be meaningless.

 

[Crazymofo]

I'd still have a job but god it would be REALLY boring with the inet... and since I dont have a computer at home anymore so I really don't care about the net...

 

[Kyteland]

Consider the short list of things that could bring the internet down.
- Massive nuclear strikes against all major cities
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Yeah, that's about it. I think I would crawl in a corner and die if that was the case.

 

[Ketteringo]

The book report I should be doing now

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Congratulate Microsoft on shutting down the one remaining vulnerability affecting windows.

ROFL

 

[sandorski]

I'd come to ATOT and start a RANT threa.......DOH!

 

[SinnerWolf]

console gaming *shivers*
masturbate less

 

[Kenazo]

become rich, b/c I wouldn't be wasting so much time