What would you do if a kid "went" in your pool?

[Wallydraigle]

Also how do you know it wasn't your kid? Did you have the "sample" tested?

 

[meltdown75]

I MADE A POOPIE!!

 

[bobbybe01]

Caddyshack

 

[MrCodeDude]

My dad runs a community pool. If someone poops in the pool, they pull it out, everyone gets out of the water, pool is closed for the rest of the date because they add some absurd amount of chlorine.

 

[rh71]

yeah there was once a time when I wanted my own pool...

 

[mAdMaLuDaWg]

You know, I thought of adding the "It was me... Sorry I pooped in your pool" response but it would be too weird ...

 

[meltdown75]

wait, i got it.

remove the diving board and replace it with a toilet paper holder.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Around here, this has happened at the public pools, and they have been draining them. There are concerns about illness being transmitted by the feces.

 

[Bryophyte]

8 years old? Rat him out. That's something the kid's parents need to know. Tell them he'll need swimpants (like toddlers wear) if he swims in your pool again.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Caddyshack

yeah, those chunks were probably just baby ruth chocolate crumbs, you should taste to verify

 

[Nitemare]

Tell his parents that he cannot come over any more until he is potty trained.

 

[bobbybe01]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Caddyshack

yeah, those chunks were probably just baby ruth chocolate crumbs, you should taste to verify

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Caddyshack

yeah, those chunks were probably just baby ruth chocolate crumbs, you should taste to verify

Hey, those weren't chocolate chips... :|

 

[MisfitsFiend]

OK, who was the phantom duker? Evertybody bow your heads and raise your hands....

 

[Leper Messiah]

Sorry I dropped a deuce in your pool man. I've been kinda leaky lately. I ate some sugar free mints...they do a number on you...

 

[irwincur]

It is sitting in what is already a toxic bath. Just pick the sh*t out, add some chlorine (not more if you have already shocked it), and go on with your damn life. If you wife still complains, give her a simple chemistry lesson, or tell her to clean the f*cking mess.

 

[jakedeez]

Originally posted by: Siva

Also, institute a lifetime ban on the pooper.

 

[Maverick]

at least it was just chunks and not gravy

 

[skace]

Hahaha, I laughed so hard at work reading this thread. Usually I can stealth laugh pretty good, but this got me cracking so I had to mask it and start talking about how funny some random email was.

Looks like someone released a finless brown into your aquarium.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Doooodie!

I'm doing the dishes Joe, I'll change you in a minute!

 

[Ryan]

Wow...just...wow.

 

[Hammer]

buy that kid a one-way ticket to the neverland ranch

 

[mrSHEiK124]

"Go" in his face, seems about reasonable to me

 

[Krk3561]

Originally posted by: skace
Hahaha, I laughed so hard at work reading this thread. Usually I can stealth laugh pretty good, but this got me cracking so I had to mask it and start talking about how funny some random email was.

QFT

 

[Insomniak]

Set fire to the child immediately.

Aside from that, just shock it with Teh Chimekals for a few days and resume your life. Natural bodies of water like lakes are much worse off than that. You have an immune system for a reason.