What would you do differently from your boss?

oiprocs

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I was thinking about this the other day when a friend of mine was complaining about the way his boss assigned work. I realized I don't really dislike anything about my boss. She runs the department efficiently and everyone is content with the way things are going.

My last boss was also really nice, but I never saw her. It was nice being so autonomous, but sometimes I felt like a little direction might be helpful.

And no, krylon, there are no pics.
 

nakedfrog

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I would let me wear jeans every day.
(I don't really know if that's his call, though)
 

dabuddha

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I would give myself a 500% pay raise and cut my duties in half. And yes I said duties.
 

KeithTalent

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Nothing, she's a great boss and she's hot. Maybe I'd make her less hot, now that I think about it, because it can be kind of distracting.

KT
 

her209

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Nothing, she's a great boss and she's hot. Maybe I'd make her less hot, now that I think about it, because it can be kind of distracting.

KT
You can't say that without posting pics!
 

James Bond

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I wouldn't pull myself aside 5 minutes ago and bitched at me for being late when I was here at exactly 8:00AM.

"I'm sorry, I really am, I had a huge emergency this morning and I've been trying to get things under control"
"I don't want to hear it, this is the second time this week you've been in late"
"For what it's worth, I was here at exactly 8... and last time when you told me I was late I was here at 7:59..."
"I don't want to hear it. Don't make my job tough"

!@&*$^@#!
 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Nothing, she's a great boss and she's hot. Maybe I'd make her less hot, now that I think about it, because it can be kind of distracting.

KT
You can't say that without posting pics!

I'm not posting pics of my Boss, so you're just going to have to trust me.

KT
 

RKS

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Originally posted by: James Bond
I wouldn't pull myself aside 5 minutes ago and bitched at me for being late when I was here at exactly 8:00AM.

"I'm sorry, I really am, I had a huge emergency this morning and I've been trying to get things under control"
"I don't want to hear it, this is the second time this week you've been in late"
"For what it's worth, I was here at exactly 8... and last time when you told me I was late I was here at 7:59..."
"I don't want to hear it. Don't make my job tough"

!@&*$^@#!

the burgers ain't gonna flip themselves. :|
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: James Bond
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I would let me wear jeans every day.
(I don't really know if that's his call, though)

What type of environment?

Right now we're business casual... the programming department just got our own offices in a much lower-traffic area a few months ago. I'd be cool with just dressing it up a little when we know clients will be touring.
 

AstroManLuca

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Originally posted by: James Bond
I wouldn't pull myself aside 5 minutes ago and bitched at me for being late when I was here at exactly 8:00AM.

"I'm sorry, I really am, I had a huge emergency this morning and I've been trying to get things under control"
"I don't want to hear it, this is the second time this week you've been in late"
"For what it's worth, I was here at exactly 8... and last time when you told me I was late I was here at 7:59..."
"I don't want to hear it. Don't make my job tough"

!@&*$^@#!

Wow, your boss is a wise and beautiful woman.

I have a good boss. She's fair and forgiving but she still makes sure everyone gets their jobs done.
 

Ruptga

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I would give my employees both the tools and the support (ie followthrough on my end of the bargain) to do their own jobs. I actually quit over this; do you have any idea how frustrating it is to not even be able to do your own job just because your boss won't do his?
 

nerp

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I would wear that excellent blouse that shows my cleavage every day, even if it started to smell.
 

oiprocs

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Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: James Bond
I wouldn't pull myself aside 5 minutes ago and bitched at me for being late when I was here at exactly 8:00AM.

"I'm sorry, I really am, I had a huge emergency this morning and I've been trying to get things under control"
"I don't want to hear it, this is the second time this week you've been in late"
"For what it's worth, I was here at exactly 8... and last time when you told me I was late I was here at 7:59..."
"I don't want to hear it. Don't make my job tough"

!@&*$^@#!

Wow, your boss is a wise and beautiful woman.

I have a good boss. She's fair and forgiving but she still makes sure everyone gets their jobs done.

Yeah, you need to James Bond that mofo.
 

child of wonder

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Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
I would give my employees both the tools and the support (ie followthrough on my end of the bargain) to do their own jobs. I actually quit over this; do you have any idea how frustrating it is to not even be able to do your own job just because your boss won't do his?

I quit my last job partly because of my old boss, too.

If I were him, I'd be what I feel a boss should be: someone who provides some direction, offers constructive criticism and praise when needed, and is an advocate and cheerleader for his employees to ensure they have the tools and resources needed to do their jobs and to be rewarded when they do their jobs well.
 

nageov3t

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we have two in-department developers because my boss is such a control freak that he refuses to rely on my company's actual *development* department for anything. one was hired as a dev, the other is a reboot monkey who was given an inch and took about twenty miles. first thing I'd do is move the guy that was hired as a dev into the development department (he's a great guy, but he's got absolutely no oversight in his current position... he could not show up for a week and no one would notice as long as he still responded to the occasional email; I know for a fact that he takes hour+ paid lunches and no one is setting deadlines or anything for him); I'd immediately cancel the projects that the other "dev" is working on because they're a giant waste of time and provide no actual benefit. I'd tell him that if he doesn't want to do data center work, he should find a new job that would make him more personally fulfilled and fire him.

beyond that, I feel like my boss spends a lot of time micromanaging stupid shit like making sure trash gets taken out and the floors get swept while ignoring the important stuff like making sure time-sensitive tickets get done, taking inventory (no joke, I was literally unable to do something for a client last week because we were out of ethernet heads), training, and overseeing big projects.

also, his inflexibility has pretty much f'd up the department. after firing the devs I'd probably rework the schedule... he completely gutted out schedule and insisted that everyone work one of two shifts (8 am - 8 pm or 8 pm to 8 am) with no flexibility for someone who might need to leave an hour early one day/week or something, which kinda screwed over two of the best guys on my team (they have a church thing at 6:30 pm every wednesday... instead of just letting them work 6-6 that one day, he forced them to work overnights; since the change, their quality of work has gone down the shitter because their attitude is "fuck him.")