what would we do without the evening news

[spaceman]

breakthrough brainsurgery technique where they go in through yoer eye socket.
just wonderful, i dont know how id make it through tommorow without knowing this vital nugget of information.
especially if i required the surgery i'd be absolutely thrilled.:roll:

 

[spaceman]

oh and the weather report.
"dont worry about brushing off your cars" thanks alot capt. apparent.
there isnt a cloud in the sky nothing on the radar for 100s of miles.
go home asshole!!!!

 

[MovingTarget]

Heh, a local news affiliate here in B'ham was taken over by FOX back in the mid nineties. Needless to say it has been downhill ever since.

 

[Deeko]

Go away

 

[xanis]

Why do you always post a response to your own thread immediately after creating it?

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Why do you always post a response to your own thread immediately after creating it?

i like to talk to myself.
?

---

That can be fixed spaceman! 😉

Zim Hosein

Off Topic Moderator.

 

[mobobuff]

That was a thoroughly impotent rant.

How do you feel about airline food?

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
That was a thoroughly impotent rant.

How do you feel about airline food?

i got peanuts on the last flight.
before that it was a sandwich..turkey...i think..it wasnt bad.

 

[EMPshockwave82]

<hotshots>
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
</hotshots>

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Why do you always post a response to your own thread immediately after creating it?

Why do you always sleep facing the wall?

 

[Newbian]

It's better then going through your ... "Man Hole" like they do for some things.

 

[zzuupp]

And, the other local news is apparently so much better?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Newbian
It's better then going through your ... "Man Hole" like they do for some things.

:shocked:

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: spaceman
especially if i required the surgery i'd be absolutely thrilled.:roll:

What makes you think you don't need it?

 

[techs]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Newbian
It's better then going through your ... "Man Hole" like they do for some things.

:shocked:

Uh, now I'm scared.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: gums

Originally posted by: spaceman
especially if i required the surgery i'd be absolutely thrilled.:roll:

What makes you think you don't need it?

i dunno gums you tell me.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: Xanis
Why do you always post a response to your own thread immediately after creating it?

Why do you always sleep facing the wall?

So I'm nice and ready for when you come to spoon. :lips: 😉

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: Xanis
Why do you always post a response to your own thread immediately after creating it?

Why do you always sleep facing the wall?

It's darker there. No alarm clock light leaking through my eyelids.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: dumbshit

Originally posted by: gums

Originally posted by: spaceman
especially if i required the surgery i'd be absolutely thrilled.:roll:

What makes you think you don't need it?

i dunno gums you tell me.

I think you need it.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: sgum

Originally posted by: dumbshit

Originally posted by: gums

Originally posted by: spaceman
especially if i required the surgery i'd be absolutely thrilled.:roll:

What makes you think you don't need it?

i dunno gums you tell me.

I think you need it.

make up your mind sgum
you wanted me dead two night ago, now you want me to have surgery.
im flattered.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: fucktard

Originally posted by: sgum

Originally posted by: dumbshit

Originally posted by: gums

Originally posted by: spaceman
especially if i required the surgery i'd be absolutely thrilled.:roll:

What makes you think you don't need it?

i dunno gums you tell me.

I think you need it.

make up your mind sgum
you wanted me dead two night ago, now you want me to have surgery.
im flattered.

The two aren't mutually exclusive

 

[sandorski]

The dream maker's gonna make you mad

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: gusm

Originally posted by: fucktard

Originally posted by: sgum

Originally posted by: dumbshit

Originally posted by: gums

Originally posted by: spaceman
especially if i required the surgery i'd be absolutely thrilled.:roll:

What makes you think you don't need it?

i dunno gums you tell me.

I think you need it.

make up your mind sgum
you wanted me dead two night ago, now you want me to have surgery.
im flattered.

The two aren't mutually exclusive

have it your way gusm
whatever you like. 🙂