What would someone have to do to you to make you punch them in the face?

[BudAshes]

Spit on you? Punch your girlfriend out? Eat your sandwich?

 

[TruePaige]

..My sandwich.

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

All of the above.


Edit: I've only punched two people in the face. One being a kid who picked on me the entire fifth grade for not having money and I got sick of it. I elbowed him in the stomach, after which point he fell to the ground and I proceeded to punch him square in his stupid face. He's nice to me now when he sees me.

The second time was at a sleepover when a friend picked on my mother for being deaf, I hit her pretty good.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Something that qualifies my punch as self defense.

 

[RightIsWrong]

Tell me Bush is a great president and that I am lucky to have lived under his reign.

 

[gorcorps]

If it's another guy? Not much... acting like a jackass or saying something bad about a friend is enough for me to hit the fucker. A girl on the other hand has to do something a little more to get punched in the face... like lying about being 18 or on the pill.

 

[moshquerade]

push my little brother down on the playground. i think that's the only time (and likely will be the only time) i ever punched someone in the face. gave him a bloody nose too.

 

[clamum]

If he hit me and I decided that fighting back was worth it. Or if he fucked with my girlfriend or family or somethin.

 

[Electric Amish]

I wouldn't punch anybody in the face.

I'd kick them in the side of the knee.

 

[meltdown75]

make me feel punchy.

 

[BurnItDwn]

It would be less than what it would take to make me shoot them and more than it would take to make me yell at them.

 

[RossMAN]

Touch my LCD with their greasy unwashed germ infested finger coated with Dorito's dust.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop
All of the above.


Edit: I've only punched two people in the face. One being a kid who picked on me the entire fifth grade for not having money and I got sick of it. I elbowed him in the stomach, after which point he fell to the ground and I proceeded to punch him square in his stupid face. He's nice to me now when he sees me.

The second time was at a sleepover when a friend picked on my mother for being deaf, I hit her pretty good.

Please tell us you are a woman....

 

[Jeeebus]

What would someone have to do to you to make you punch them in the face?

Breathe...

 

[Mxylplyx]

I've only punched in the face when they hit me first. Usually, it's 3 punches to the face for their 1 hit. I consider that fair.

 

[TBone48]

Any threatening move towards one of my kids. That's as good as suicide.

 

[Glavinsolo]

Change lanes without a blinker..

Mr. Smith: I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely? You wanna know why?
DQ: Not particularly.
Mr. Smith: Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money, so when they get on the road, they can't help themselves. They've gotta be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. It's in their nature.

 

[jjones]

Nothing. Giving out surprise punches to the face is very satisfying.

 

[coldmeat]

Look me in the eyes.

 

[FoBoT]

http://www.pics.bbzzdd.com/bet...BoT/punchfaceprayr.gif

 

[Mermaidman]

Look at me wrong.

Mermaidman
Badass Mofo

 

[Agentbolt]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Change lanes without a blinker..

Mr. Smith: I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely? You wanna know why?
DQ: Not particularly.
Mr. Smith: Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money, so when they get on the road, they can't help themselves. They've gotta be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. It's in their nature.

You are the angriest man in the world, Smith!

 

[Arkaign]

If I ever meet Fred Phelps, I'll do a bit more than punch him in the face :

http://www.transworldnews.com/...ry.aspx?id=34080&cat=2

"Thank God for Dead Soldiers" <--- Fred Phelps

 

[lokiju]

I punched my "friend" (at that time) in the face for trying to take my beer, which was also the last beer.

Gave him a bloody lip and told him to walk home.

Nobody messes with my beer!!!!!!


But in reality he was just wasted drunk and started trying to fight me for my beer, came after me so I punched him.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Change lanes without a blinker..

Mr. Smith: I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely? You wanna know why?
DQ: Not particularly.
Mr. Smith: Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money, so when they get on the road, they can't help themselves. They've gotta be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. It's in their nature.

You are the angriest man in the world, Smith!

That movie was so unrealistic. You'd never be able to pull a carrot out of the ground like that and have it be clean enough to eat.