Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Well seeing as how I carry a gun on my person everyday, I wouldn't punch someone in the face. If they are talking smack or calling me names, I will just ignore it and continue on my way (haven't had this happen yet) if they get physical with me they will get one verbal warning as I reach for my weapon and stick it in their face. If the fail to comply with my command of stop or you will be stopped, I will not hesitate to stop the aggression and danger they pose to myself or my family.
Having been on the good guy side of things in a jail, I know I don't want to be on the bad guy side of it. Punching someone in the face for saying something is not worth being arrested or going to jail. It helps that I have a shaved head, a beard and can give people the evil eye pretty good. I've had some "unsavory" types come my way at a gas station late at night and all it takes is a good stare at them to make them turn around and rethink their actions.
Usually you need more than just a threat of violence / even a punch to stick a gun in someone's face.
lol, that fucking rules. :thumbsup:Originally posted by: manowar821
Normally I'd say that I'd only hit out of self defence, or to protect my family/friends/SO, but I've done worse.
There were these two little bitch neo-nazis walking the opposite way down the street in up-town (approaching my brother and I), I knew this because one had a visible swastika tattoo on his neck. One of them saw a girl wearing a classic Indian dress, along with the dot on her forehead and all, across the street. She was adorable, I thought, but not this guy. I heard the guy with the tattoo go "ALAHH ALALALALALALA" while pointing and laughing. I just smiled at my brother (the sheer stupidity of this fascist dog had me reeling in my head), and as we passed them I spun around 360 degrees to gain momentum and pulled off the best "mui-thai" elbow strike to his skull that I could muster up. He went down HARD, and I don't think he woke up from it until we were out of sight. His buddy just bitched about it, and my brother flipped him off and we kept walking.
Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Change lanes without a blinker..
Mr. Smith: I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely? You wanna know why?
DQ: Not particularly.
Mr. Smith: Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money, so when they get on the road, they can't help themselves. They've gotta be callous and inconsiderate drivers too. It's in their nature.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
too bad you aren't.
Originally posted by: state 08
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
ded to punch him square in his stupid face. He's nice to me now when he sees me.
The second time was at a sleepover when a friend picked on my mother for being deaf, I hit her pretty good.
nice.
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
Make love not war!
Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Something that qualifies my punch as self defense.
ditto. it takes a ton to make me toss a fist, ive been told i have infinite patience. but if i had to defend myself or a loved one, id punch the pope (if he were the one accosting my family).
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
Make love not war!
You could become instantly popular here on ATOT with just a few pics of you practicing what you preach...![]()
Originally posted by: manowar821
Normally I'd say that I'd only hit out of self defence, or to protect my family/friends/SO, but I've done worse.
There were these two little bitch neo-nazis walking the opposite way down the street in up-town (approaching my brother and I), I knew this because one had a visible swastika tattoo on his neck. One of them saw a girl wearing a classic Indian dress, along with the dot on her forehead and all, across the street. She was adorable, I thought, but not this guy. I heard the guy with the tattoo go "ALAHH ALALALALALALA" while pointing and laughing. I just smiled at my brother (the sheer stupidity of this fascist dog had me reeling in my head), and as we passed them I spun around 360 degrees to gain momentum and pulled off the best "mui-thai" elbow strike to his skull that I could muster up. He went down HARD, and I don't think he woke up from it until we were out of sight. His buddy just bitched about it, and my brother flipped him off and we kept walking.
Originally posted by: meltdown75
the internet tough guy is starting to get strong in this one.
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: manowar821
Normally I'd say that I'd only hit out of self defence, or to protect my family/friends/SO, but I've done worse.
There were these two little bitch neo-nazis walking the opposite way down the street in up-town (approaching my brother and I), I knew this because one had a visible swastika tattoo on his neck. One of them saw a girl wearing a classic Indian dress, along with the dot on her forehead and all, across the street. She was adorable, I thought, but not this guy. I heard the guy with the tattoo go "ALAHH ALALALALALALA" while pointing and laughing. I just smiled at my brother (the sheer stupidity of this fascist dog had me reeling in my head), and as we passed them I spun around 360 degrees to gain momentum and pulled off the best "mui-thai" elbow strike to his skull that I could muster up. He went down HARD, and I don't think he woke up from it until we were out of sight. His buddy just bitched about it, and my brother flipped him off and we kept walking.
Haha, and then you woke up realizing that you'd never do that in real life. But when you wake up your 8" penis has shrunk to 2" and the Enzo that was in your garage is now a 89 Honda civic in your car port.
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
Make love not war!
You could become instantly popular here on ATOT with just a few pics of you practicing what you preach...![]()
Always with the pic hounding and such![]()
they might be different in person though. maybe you'd want to kiss them or high-five them...Originally posted by: Cruisin1
Well... I know that there's a few anandtech posters that if I met in person it would be hard to resist to not punch them in the face![]()
Originally posted by: meltdown75
the internet tough guy is starting to get strong in this one.
Originally posted by: clamum
lol, that fucking rules. :thumbsup:Originally posted by: manowar821
Normally I'd say that I'd only hit out of self defence, or to protect my family/friends/SO, but I've done worse.
There were these two little bitch neo-nazis walking the opposite way down the street in up-town (approaching my brother and I), I knew this because one had a visible swastika tattoo on his neck. One of them saw a girl wearing a classic Indian dress, along with the dot on her forehead and all, across the street. She was adorable, I thought, but not this guy. I heard the guy with the tattoo go "ALAHH ALALALALALALA" while pointing and laughing. I just smiled at my brother (the sheer stupidity of this fascist dog had me reeling in my head), and as we passed them I spun around 360 degrees to gain momentum and pulled off the best "mui-thai" elbow strike to his skull that I could muster up. He went down HARD, and I don't think he woke up from it until we were out of sight. His buddy just bitched about it, and my brother flipped him off and we kept walking.![]()
Originally posted by: moshquerade
That phrase is offensive to Native Americans. Please use some discretion.Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: moshquerade
push my little brother down on the playground. i think that's the only time (and likely will be the only time) i ever punched someone in the face. gave him a bloody nose too. That toddler will think twice next time!
fixed.
too bad you aren't.
It wouldn't change the fact I'd still where a condom though, probably double bag. Pregnacy would be the least of my worries.
Thanks for the offer though :heart:
as if.
indian giver.
