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what would Jesus drive?

He rode a Donkey so what makes anyone think that just because it is a different year, or century it makes any difference? Not to God it doesn't matter it's all the same.

Hebrews 13:8 Jesus is the same yesterday and today and forever

That means he rode it then, he'll ride it now, because he doesn't change, only we change. 🙂

Sorry it will still be a 1HP mule 🙂
 
Originally posted by: DasFox
He rode a Donkey so what makes anyone think that just because it is a different year, or century it makes any difference? Not to God it doesn't matter it's all the same.

Hebrews 13:8 Jesus is the same yesterday and today and forever

That means he rode it then, he'll ride it now, because he doesn't change, only we change. 🙂

Sorry it will still be a 1HP mule 🙂
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Well maybe he had e-mail back then but nobody else did so he couldn't use it until now, thereby eliminating the need for transportation.
 
Originally posted by: Marlin1975
Duh... Escalade

No one seen family guy?
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Hey Jesus, grab the escalade we're getting outta here!

I'd say a hummer sittin on 22s /w chrome.

With a super long license plate that says 'The Power of Christ Compels you B!tch'
 
He wouldnt. Even though he is Jesus he wouldnt understand our traffic laws and bi-laws and untill he did he wouldnt be able to. He will most likly be driven around in a Limo or something till he felt the need to do it on his own.

Also some food for thought. Would you want someone behind the wheel that can turn water into wine and booses it up with his buddies all the time? Most likly he will get a DUI in the first week on the road. On the plus side if he killed someone in a car wreck he can bring them back 😉
 
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