What would human taste like?

[heartsurgeon]

supposedly human flesh tastes like Spam (the meat product).
this is one theory why Spam was so popular with polynesians (remember they ate cap't cook, among others)

to quote Paul Theroux
"It was a theory of mine that former cannibals of Oceania now feasted on Spam because Spam came the nearest to approximating the porky taste of human flesh. `Long pig' as they called a cooked human being in much of Melanesia"

oh my.........

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: psianime
I think we would taste pretty nasty since we ingest all these strange chemicals and what not into our bodies. We are what we eat.

That's why I only eat organically grown humans. From the purest stock.

 

[bootymac]

It would taste like McDonalds

 

[MagicianBdotCom]

I bet it would taste good, just like every other meat in the world

 

[Analog]

Ewww!

 

[Hammer]

i bet its pork

edit: especially fatties

 

[911paramedic]

Can I use A-1 sauce?

 

[conjur]

Dude, the other white meat.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril
Chicken.

Duh

<^^^>

 

[Kyteland]

I bet it tastes like chimpanzees.

Mmmmmm... Chimpanzees.......

brb. I'm off to the zoo!!

 

[boyRacer]

pretty sick... even more so right after their period... eghk... the fauna down there is just... blegh

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: X-Man

Originally posted by: FrontlineWarrior
i'm guessing pork as my first answer, chicken as my second.

It's pork. Man is known as "long pig" in some of the less advanced places around the world . . .

Correctomundo. I actually saw an old Polynesian recipe for preparing "long pig" once. :Q

 

[Gunslinger08]

Probably pretty close to Soylent Green.

 

[yakko]

Man Beef?

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: yakko
Man Beef?

That's just fuct

 

[virtuamike]

My last human smelled like fish and tasted nothing like chicken

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Shantanu
Uhhh... You sick fvck. They should ban your sorry ass outright for starting a topic like this.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: Shantanu
Uhhh... You sick fvck. They should ban your sorry ass outright for starting a topic like this.

What's the harm in asking? It's not like he's gonna go kill someone and eat them. I hope.

 

[LordRaiden]

WTF?? OMFG!! Canibal. Sheesh. Go nef somewhere else. I know that 90% of people are idiots, but you don't need to eat them. Remember, you are what you eat, which means you're probuby a total and complete moron. Go away.

 

[iwearnosox]

The answer was posted, but I'll reiterate: Humans taste like spam.

They interviewed the people that inspired the movie "alive," where their plane crashed in the snowy mountains and they had to resort to cannibalism to survive. They said it's strikingly familiar to spam..

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: LordRaiden
WTF?? OMFG!! Canibal. Sheesh. Go nef somewhere else. I know that 90% of people are idiots, but you don't need to eat them. Remember, you are what you eat, which means you're probuby a total and complete moron. Go away.

People don't call me a pussy for nothing.

 

[Feldenak]

I don't understand the aversion to eating human flesh.

 

[Konigin]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: psianime
I think we would taste pretty nasty since we ingest all these strange chemicals and what not into our bodies. We are what we eat.

That's why I only eat organically grown humans. From the purest stock.

But its so hard to find organic products these days....

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Konigin

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: psianime
I think we would taste pretty nasty since we ingest all these strange chemicals and what not into our bodies. We are what we eat.

That's why I only eat organically grown humans. From the purest stock.

But its so hard to find organic products these days....

Farm girls are the best.

 

[ClueLis]

A Spanish explorer that came to the Americas in the 16th century (can't remember who for the life of me) wrote back that he had tried human flesh and that "It was the most deliscious meat he had ever tasted."

Bon-appetit!