What would be the best or good Simpsons quote?

[tigger80]

i remember the scene in which homer wanted to see a japanese mob guy kick some butt.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

3615BUCK, ya, and he sent the letter and regretted it, so he tries to steal his mail.

one more:
when bleeding gums dies and lisa is visited by his spirit in the form of clouds:

Gums: lisa (dont recall what he says)
Mufasa from lion king: Kimba..i mean simba
Darth Vader: Luke, i am your father
cant recall but the fourth image was johnny carson??

some one post it if you can recall, nevertheless, great humor

 

[Optimus]

The Bleeding Gums one goes:

Mufasa: You must avenge my death, Kimba- I mean Simba
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father...
James Earl Jones himself: This... is CNN.

Bleeding Gums: Will you guys pipe down? I'm trying to say goodbye to Lisa!

Mufasa/Darth/James: We're sorry... (they disappear).


How about some Milhouse?

Milhouse: Look Bart - Alf Pogs! Rememeber Alf, Bart? He's back! In Pog form!

and

(Bart and Milhouse are looking for Santa's Little Helper, the family dog)
Milhouse: I never really liked your dog anyway, Bart... remember the time he ate my fish? And you said I never had any fish...?
But why did I have the bowl, Bart? WHY_DID_I_HAVE_THE_BOWL?

 

[bigbootydaddy]

thought of another one:

milhouse: hey barts whats your favorite sprinkler?
milhouse pretends several sprinklers
clock strikes the top of the hour:
milhouse: (cheers) up yours Crabapple!! (sp?) (again dont rememeber exact words)
milhouse sprints out door
teacher: please remember that summer vacation is at the end of the day.

classic, but i think i really messed it up...oh well you get picture

 

[stonythug]

<< In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle]magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder. >>




Hehe, I went to see Matt Groening speak last Thursday at UCLA and when they opened it up for questions a nerdy guy started asking this, it was hilarious.

 

[mcbiff]

It begins with Homer dropping the last peanut and it rolling under the couch, Homer tries to find it but instead finds 20 dollars. The following dialogue then takes place between Homer and his brain:

Homer: Aww, 20 dollars! But I wanted a Peanut!
Homer's Brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!!

 

[CirekL]

Does anyone remember the exact quote to the one where Homer dies and needs to get into heaven so he asks for Marge's help, she gives him chores, and Homer says something like:
&quot;I'm just trying to get into heaven, it's not like I'm running for Jesus.&quot;
Well, if you remember, please post. That's my favorite quote.

 

[Josh]

CireKL:
Check out snpp.com's scripts. You can search like that...

 

[Valhalla1]

&quot;I am so smart!
I am so smart!
S - M - R - T!
&quot;

 

[The Wildcard]

The entire &quot;bad cops&quot; song


bad cops, bad cops....with chief wiggum.

 

[Supradude]

Bart: &quot;yeah, mom says a lot of things&quot;
Homer: &quot;I hear ya...&quot;

 

[Supradude]

Homer: &quot;gotta go Lenny, my damn weiner kids are listening&quot;

ha ha, i could go off all day!!!

 

[radiocore]

KRUSTY: I'm here to SUCK.........your BLOOD!

 

[Josh]

Hehe, that weiner scene was very funny

 

[jimmygates]

Homer stealing something

Y-O-I-N-K!



-Jimbo