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What women REALLY want

Lazy8s

Golden Member
I know what women want. It's easy and NO guy ever gets it. All you imitators step aside.


Women want one thing: Attention, and all they can get.
They always want your attention, they want you to work less, listen more, talk all the time, cudle, not watch TV, not hang out so much with your friends, stop playing video games etc. etc.

When they say they want jewelery what they want is something that is going to make other people give them attention. Hence why they want that big diamond, so that everyone looks and they get all the attention.

The big wedding? It's because that's "their day" translation: they get all the attention of everyone.
The annoying expensive planning of the wedding? Everyone asks about it, wants to see stuff, they get to bother you, their parents talk to them about it, it's probably the most attention they get in their entire life.

They don't want to hae sex as much as us? Duh, talk about getting your attention If they with hold it enough we turn into babbling, drooling, begging morons. It's the easiest way to get attention.

1000 shoes and way too much clothes? All attention grabbers. If they had 5 shirts, 2 pairs of boxers, 2 pairs of sox and 2 oairs of pants like us people wouldn't notice all their new outfits and they would get less attention.

That's what it's all about for them is attention. They can call it "feeling loved" or "knowing you care" or whatever they want to but what it boils down to is women want all the attention all the time. End of story.
If you want women to love you lavish on the attention, if you want to test my theory give your girl 10% less attention than you do on a normal day and see what happens, just watch how much you hold back or it's gonna be a fight. No woman is different, there IS no exception. VBarying degrees? Yes but women are attention whores and there's no way around it. The simplest way to please a woman is give her your undevided attention and they will be happy....well, as long as they get everyone else's as well.
 
I find a lot of validity in this post except your conclusion. Even with all of your undivided attention there is still no pleasing a woman. It's not humanly possible.
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I find a lot of validity in this post except your conclusion. Even with all of your undivided attention there is still no pleasing a woman. It's not humanly possible.

winn4r
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I find a lot of validity in this post except your conclusion. Even with all of your undivided attention there is still no pleasing a woman. It's not humanly possible.

I must concur. The devil that runs on AA batteries > Man :evil:
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I find a lot of validity in this post except your conclusion. Even with all of your undivided attention there is still no pleasing a woman. It's not humanly possible.


Agreed.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
You're going to end up playing bitch to your woman. I almost feel sorry for your future.

I'm replying to you though it really applies to all of it. I NEVER said you could make a woman happy, notice the disclaimer that it took more than just all or your attention? I just figured I'd toss it out there to all the guys who never "get it".

Ask your g/f or a female friend about this, none of mine have ever disagreed.

EDIT: Note I never said to give them the attention, just that I know that's what they want. No bitch here.
 
Wow, you must be a killer with the ladies, you know, giving them tons of individual attention while generalizing about all of them. :disgust:
 
No kidding. In the past 2+ years, my g/f has never failed to call me daily. Usually several times a day. We are going through a long distance relationship, though.
 
Your wrong. Women don't just want attention, they want what they can't have (of course complete generalization). Some are more content than others.

If a guy gives a girl all the attention in the world...they are not interested in them...they will start b!tching and complaining that the guy is "smothering them". If you give them no attention at all, they will want you more and more...until they get you...then they will bitch that you don't give them enough attention.

Guys are the same way...we want something we don't have...but our things are usually objects (cars, audo equipment, etc.). Occasionally our desire is wanting more skill (to be that better soccer player, or betther programmer, or whatever), but that is usually driven by competition.
 
When it comes to women the saying

The more you know, the more you realize you know nothing at all.

This applies to women.

Any man claiming to know what women what doesn't have the slightest.
Ask a woman what she wants on Monday. Then ask her on Wednesday
It won't be the same answer.
 
Ignoring any possible other flaws in your logic, surely the quality of attention is somwehat important? Unless you are equating women with puppy dogs? I find after a couple of hours of tickling their tummies, they usually want to eat something. I'm getting confused now, they want me to eat something 🙂
 
LOL, I must not be a woman. *checks* Huh. I am.

I hate being the center of attention. I purposefully had a tiny, simple wedding and I could barely stand that.

When I dress to go somewhere, I worry that I might get too much attention, therefore pissing the women who want attention off. (There was one party when this one guy said LOUDLY, in front of his girlfriend... "There are three women wearing red dresses at this party, but Isla looks the best!" It was not a comfortable moment.)

I far prefer the serenity of being behind the scenes, and if I get attention, I want it to be for what work I have done.
 
Originally posted by: Atomicus
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I find a lot of validity in this post except your conclusion. Even with all of your undivided attention there is still no pleasing a woman. It's not humanly possible.

I must concur. The devil that runs on AA batteries > Man :evil:

Man < The devil that runs on AA batteries < The devil that runs on D cell batteries :evil:



Lets not even get into the "plug it into the wall" category 😉
 
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