What Will Happen WHEN The U.S. Men's Hockey Team Beats Canada?

[Jimbo]

In light of the unsubstantiated rumors going around about the U.S. women?s hockey team and their conduct and the accusations about the unfair officiating, courtesy of some of our ?Friendly Neighbors To The North? (as one of my elementary school films described Canada), what kind of furry will there be when we win?
Should Team USA start having pictures taken of them kissing the ole? Maple Leaf now?
Should we just say, ?screw it? and show up naked and only wearing red, white, and blue body paint and just go Neanderthal on them and watch the fun happen?
What will be the next accusations, that we boiled Canadian babies in our locker room to use the oil for our equipment?

 

[minendo]

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They will be awarded gold medals and that's it.

 

[Czar]

Yes and I belive Canada will get Silver for the second place if the US wins.

 

[Viper Frag]

Eh?


<--------- not canadian 😀


So uhm when's the game?

 

[Peebly]

Well since I am Canadian, here is the typical.....


"Well it isn't going to happen because Canada is going to win the Gold!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO"


Thanks 🙂

 

[RedRooster]

weatherman on HELLTV - "We're looking at our first cool front moving in from the north, tomorrow evening sometime. Might get a little chilly, so cover your garden and plug in your car"

 

[sitka]

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h*ll freezes
flying pigs

 

[Martin]

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h*ll freezes
flying pigs >>



And microsoft will announce that windows will become open source.
And bin Laden will proclaim in undying love towards American and all it stands for.

 

[chrisjor]

I'll post mean things about the Queen of England!!! That'll show em!!!😉

 

[Jimbo]

Peebly:


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Oh MAN that is a bold comment!!! 😀 I say we get the Canadian rumor mill going full speed on this one.

I hear that we have not only gotten a blind referee to officiate but we also bribed him AND we are holding his family hostage.
I also heard that if the US wins there would be an absolute collapse of the Canadian Government (sponsored by the CIA) with all power being handed over to Quebec.
Finally I understand that the Canadian Flag will be painted on the locker room floor using the blood of Canadian virgins who will then be sacrificed to some pagan god!