what will be your cause of death?

[Rudee]

Choking to death on somebody else's vomit. Yup, you heard me, not my vomit, somebody else's.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

I'll die in glorious battle, 300 style.

 

[ponyo]

Probably cancer when I'm in my 50s. I'm hoping drug companies invent some kind of cure or vaccine for most cancers by then. Or at least good treatment options.

 

[trmiv]

Odds are it will be cancer or heart failure

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Rudee
Choking to death on somebody else's vomit. Yup, you heard me, not my vomit, somebody else's.

Well, they can't really dust for vomit...

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: trmiv
Odds are it will be cancer or heart failure

Heart failure is guaranteed.

 

[Evadman]

Killed by someone I banned.

 

[SKORPI0]

Hearth failure (runs in the family) for doing 2 chicks at once.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: SKORPI0
Hearth failure

What, the fireplace falls on you because of the earthquake you cause?

 

[Jeff7]

Killed by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Killed by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Oh Danny Boy, the pipes the pipes..

 

[JS80]

There is a high probability of my death this weekend from alcohol poisoning at my bachelor party.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: trmiv
Odds are it will be cancer or heart failure

Heart failure is guaranteed.

heh-heh...the #1 cause of death is stoppage of the heart...

 

[grohl]

stroke, please.

 

[maxster]

MI

 

[judasmachine]

Suicide at a very very old age via some Dr. Kevorkian setup.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Cancer. I'll probably pussy out and OD on some meds and end it early. Seriously, not the type of person that can stand the pain that is cancer treatment. Have had issues with depression and the 'can't stop thinking suicidial thoughts' bit.

Yeah, I am going to be a big bag of fun when I grow old, jaded and cranky. God better give my (future) wife the patience of a saint.

 

[Captante]

Slip away quietly of old-age in my sleep ?

 

[Leros]

Heart failure or a leprechaun stampede. I could go either way.

 

[IlllI]

heart attack...

due to furious masturbation

 

[Pocatello]

Being overthrown and drag through the street after spending several years as ruthless dictator of the world.

 

[compuwiz1]

I'll just go to sleep when it's time or certain bitches in my life.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
Suicide at a very very old age via some Dr. Kevorkian setup.

You puss. I'm planning on slitting my throat from ear to ear and if I'm still conscious I'm going to make a nice few swipes down the street and fall into a full tub.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Blunt force trama after slamming my head on the desk repeatedly after hearing too many college students say "um" before giving me their name.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

When I'm 80 and having sex I'll have my last orgasm and a heart attack.

Edit: with some hot young girl... hugh hefner style.