What will be put on your tombstone?

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Trogdor91
"Respawn in 5"

holy shit i lol'ed so bad

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: puffff
TTL Exceeded

Originally posted by: mh47g
404 Heartbeat Not Found

Originally posted by: Trogdor91
"Respawn in 5"

:laugh:

Yeah, these are funnier than the predictable pizza jokes.
Add these as well.

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Here lies 195lb of expired meat.

Originally posted by: sponge008
That wasn't chicken.

 

[JohnCU]

"i should've never switched to shots of vodka"

 

[Baked]

"Bulk Manbeef Inside"

 

[Farang]

I'm alive you idiots!!!

 

[mugs]

I bought one recently, the damn thing curled up in my oven. It came out shaped like a U. WTF?!

 

[RESmonkey]

soulstone or rez?

 

[marvdmartian]

"Why are you here? He was cremated!!"

 

[rocadelpunk]

lol, the 404 heartbeat not found was pretty good

 

[conehead433]

Mushrooms, green dell pepper, green olives.

 

[kranky]

"I told you I was sick"

 

[sao123]

Never try to caulk the wagon and float across...

 

[Batti]

The first thing that came to mind was:

<--- I'm with Stupid!

Guess I'm presuming my wife went first...

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Here lies 195lb of expired, but not bulk, meat.

Fixed.

 

[CorCentral]

I am Here!

 

[EGGO]

brb

 

[Shadow Conception]

"ELVIS IS ALIVE"

 

[RESmonkey]

"He never went to Jared."

 

[SsupernovaE]

¡¡¡WARNING!!!
God is really @#¿ [NO CARRIER]

 

[mrrman]

Rock On

 

[keird]

This is where I do my inscriptions

http://www.militaryhistoryinstone.org/flash.php

 

[sao123]

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[mflacy]

My sister put "Haha, I was going to eat you. But you died of cholera. Oh well." on my tombstone on our Oregon Trail trip.

I think that's pretty catchy.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: sao123
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I'll be sure to stop by and jam the slot with crazy glue.

 

[grrl]

Nothing, I plan on being cremated.