I'll tell you whats gonna happen:
Team AnandTech will throw the bash of the Millenium in DanC's backyard with lots of free kegs of Heineken and a few hundred bikini models. A big enough hot tub for everyone will be provided by heating up the trout pond to a toasty 103 degrees Farenheit Paulson will not be able to handle himself and end up yacking on Russ. Things will get out of control at about 5 am, after Engineer, Ray, and the other old guys who are keeping everyone cool finnaly pass out from Stats withdrawal symptoms, Then drunken crackers start brawling from the insanity brought on by the lack of updates on Mika's. The Washington National Guard will be called in to keep the peace.
A few days later TA will reassemble and spread its enormous computing forces across OGR, SETI, Gamma Flux, and a few other projects, then will eventually get back into the swing of things to do it all over again once another project is conquered.