What was your senior speech on?

Skiguy411

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So its that time when all the seniors are writing their big senior speech(at least around here). Our teacher is leaving it up to us as to what we talk about and I'm not so sure what I want to do.

So if you had to do a senior speech.....what was yours about?

Edit: Must be b/t 3 and 5 minutes long.
 

DaTT

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Pot...then forget your speech. A+ right there.
 

Amplifier

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I wrote a speech on why it's important never to be complacent, it was sandwiched between a bitter girl whining and some boring speech I don't remember.

Moral: Don't put any effort into it, no one cares/it's an easy A :).
 

mercanucaribe

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All the seniors at your school have to do a senior speech? Wtf? Are you all future politicians or something? I, and almost everyone I know, is nervous enough speaking in front of a class!
 

BaboonGuy

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I started off trying to make it as funny as I could and then somehow meaning came into it too
 

Skiguy411

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
I wrote a speech on why it's important never to be complacent, it was sandwiched between a bitter girl whining and some boring speech I don't remember.

Moral: Don't put any effort into it, no one cares/it's an easy A :).

Well I wouldn't if I hadn't got an 82 on my research paper. It's like he pulled the grade out of no where. I still have no idea why so much was taken off....
 

Skiguy411

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
All the seniors at your school have to do a senior speech? Wtf? Are you all future politicians or something? I, and almost everyone I know, is nervous enough speaking in front of a class!

I guess I should clarify. It's just in front of the class. Not the entire school...
 

nakedfrog

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Mine would go exactly like this:
*clears throat*
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Bananaphone
 

Anonemous

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Mine would go exactly like this:
*clears throat*
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Bananaphone

lol
 

Anonemous

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Originally posted by: Skiguy411
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
All the seniors at your school have to do a senior speech? Wtf? Are you all future politicians or something? I, and almost everyone I know, is nervous enough speaking in front of a class!

I guess I should clarify. It's just in front of the class. Not the entire school...

just make up something something about your futures and throw in a couple anecdotes and finish up with a purpose... :D
 

daniel1113

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Just get up and scream "(Insert School Name Here) Football Rules!" and run out of the classroom.
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Mine would go exactly like this:
*clears throat*
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Bananaphone

Mine was similar to that, but what set it apart was:

SNAKEEEEE SNAKEEEEE OHHHHH IT'S A SNAAAAKEEEEEEE
 

EyeMWing

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I spoke of our rivalry with another school... and how we were more than willing to fsck each other (like, male/female fscking) but would never cooperate in any other endavour and almost started riots at sporting events. It was hella. My closing words were "You dirty bastards."
 

nageov3t

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clip from a speach I gave a few days before college graduation:

I?d like to end this by offering some words of wisdom, both to my fellow graduates and for the poor saps that will be stuck here for a few more semesters? Don?t sweat it. If I?ve learned anything in the past 21 years that I?ve been alive, it?s that not much in life matters a great deal. I?m not saying that school is unimportant, but, like, it is. *pause* It?s not about getting the A?s. (Dr. Smith taught me that, and I just wanted to take this random moment to thank him). Be honest with yourself. When you?re 35 years old, who?s going to care that you graduated with a 4.0 GPA? When you?re 85, you'll probably be so crazy that you won?t even remember.
What is important, however, is what you have gained from the college experience. Personally, I couldn?t tell you a thing about 50% of the classes that I?ve taken, but I can tell you that college has made me a better person.
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It?s for each individual to decide how they can become a better person, but I?d like to offer everyone one last piece of advice. Look up. If I had to rank everything that I?ve learned in college, that would be the most important. People don?t look up often enough. You shouldn?t go a single day without looking up and appreciating the fact that infinity is hanging over your head. It helps keep life in perspective. Living in a world of infinites, how can any human thing be of serious importance?

the speach started with me comparing the college experience to Buffy the Vampire Slayer :p
 

Anubis

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we didnt have to do one, we did however have to write a senior research paper, and then give a presentation on that, I did mine on violence in the media, it was possibily the best BS i have ever spat out, got an A,
 

vood0g

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my high school didnt require us to do one. however, if u have to do one, i suppose it could start out by picking the road less traveled, or how you should charge at adversity head on instead of running from it. you know, inspirational bullshit.
 

TechBoyJK

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Originally posted by: DaTT
Pot...then forget your speech. A+ right there.


I gave my speech on the legalization of weed. Got a 97%, the highest grade in the class. Even convinced the conservative right wing teacher that weed being illegal was foolish
 

Wallydraigle

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WTF is a senior speech?

Just do it about how people like to give you pointless tasks to do in order to make you fall under an illusion of self-importance, a la "senior speech".