moshquerade
No Lifer
Correct.
Because your craziest night would be one you don't even remember.
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What was your craziest night in college?
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Because your craziest night would be one you don't even remember.
polarmystery
Diamond Member
I distinctly remember one night were I missed a great opportunity and I decided not to take it because I had to use the bathroom. Lowest part of my college career 🙁
I haven't missed any other opportunities since however :evil:
I haven't missed any other opportunities since however :evil:
IceBergSLiM
Lifer
so many........senior week(s), daquiri day(s) , greek week(s), halloween(s), threesome(s) how can I pick just one?
SacrosanctFiend
Diamond Member
No one funnels a full funnel of vodka, after already being drunk, and then continues to drink for a few hours. Go home, usotsuki.
meltdown75
Lifer
loup garou
Lifer
Freshman year when my roomate came back completely wasted to our room to me in bed with his friend from back home, challenged me to a fight (repressed feelings for her, I dunno?), someone pulled the fire alarm, ended up out on the quad screaming at each other (girl was long gone by this point), RAs break it up, he disappears, I go crash in a friend's room. Next day, he comes by the room and says we need to talk, we start walking, we're walking quite a ways...I ask him, wtf are we walking? He keeps saying, just wait I have something to show you. At this point, I'm thinking the guy has snapped and is taking me somewhere to murder me. We get about a quarter mile from campus and there's my car, quite a ways from where I'd originally parked it. He tells me he decided last night he'd had enough of college and was leaving for mexico. Problem was, he didn't know how to drive stick and that's as far as he got. I'm pissed, get my keys from him and leave him there. He'd left his suitcase containing what he was bringing with him to mexico in the turnk. It contained something to the extent of a tshirt, a textbook, and his curious george stuffed animal (yes he had a curious george stuffed animal. He was weird).
After that, I requested him to be moved out of my room and had a single for about half a semester. After that I got an exchange student who was a drunken 28 year old member of the Chilean army who spoke zero english. That guy was hilarious.
So either that, or the Mardi Gras we systematically destroyed and eventually flipped over an car left abandoned on the parade route.
Oh or the time a bunch of us got in a fistfight in the middle of a highway on the way home from a roadtrip to Pensacola. That was smart.
After that, I requested him to be moved out of my room and had a single for about half a semester. After that I got an exchange student who was a drunken 28 year old member of the Chilean army who spoke zero english. That guy was hilarious.
So either that, or the Mardi Gras we systematically destroyed and eventually flipped over an car left abandoned on the parade route.
Oh or the time a bunch of us got in a fistfight in the middle of a highway on the way home from a roadtrip to Pensacola. That was smart.
Josh123
Diamond Member
The most I've ever been drunk I didn't actually funnel vodka (Skol) but I did chug it I remember that. I blacked out and ran outside barefoot right into cactus. My best friend said he tried plucking the thorns out but I wouldn't be still so he started batting them back in......I don't remember an of it lol. They also have pictures of me being sprayed down in the bathtub because I was covered in puke.
rh71
No Lifer
I don't drink, but one night we were just hanging out in someone's room and we started taking shots. I can't even remember how many I had but it was Vodka. I went to bed just fine, but just my luck - fire drill at something like 3am. I got downstairs just fine with everybody else but the next thing I remember people were telling me I fainted to the floor out in the parking lot. Right now I can't even remember if I was helped back upstairs. The next morning I had a terrible headache - I won't say worst ever because I've had migraines that are worse, but it was bad for the time. I swore never again - I don't know why I did in the first place.
Rockinacoustic
Platinum Member
Most recently I woke up next to a beer pong table yesterday morning.
Oh the stories my liver could tell...
Oh the stories my liver could tell...
I had installed a new CPU into my boss's machine. The computer worked fine when I built it, but would shut itself down after 15 minutes or so when it was moved to his office. I couldn't figure out what was happening. Every time I opened the case for inspection, it looked and ran fine. But when I put it back, it fails. After tipping it over and putting it back enough times, I realized a loose molex connector was falling into the CPU fan when the computer was in the upright position. Boy did I feel stupid. I didn't get home until 8pm! What a crazy evening. But my mom made dinner and I didn't miss the new episode of Buffy, so all was good.
Back in 2004, I was suspected by Homeland Security and the FBI for conspiring with Al-Qaeda, most likely what I have been doing on the internet. I was transported to D.C. and then to some base for questioning. It held me back a year of school due to all the craziness they put me through. I was put on the polygraph about 5 times and went through tons of psychologically testing and interviews. After proving all those bastards wrong, they greatly apologized and decided to compensate me. It included full tuition and housing for the rest of my college years.
slayer202
Lifer
lol, it isn't that your story is unbelievable, it is the fact that it is such a shitty lame story that you MUST have made it up to try to be cool. I'm gonna guess the story could have been summed up truthfully in one line. "it was my birthday, and my roommates woke me up, I took a shot, and went back to bed"
hanoverphist
Diamond Member
i went to college at age 27, married with 3 kids and a job. i had many memorable nights before that tho. college was pretty boring in my situation
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