1st- '81 Olds Cutlass - Crashed into a plow in the middle of a field
2nd- '87 Olds Cutlass - t-boned some idiot mechanic test driving a car he was fixing, great car
3rd- '90 Buick Regal GS - DUI, had to sell
4th- '88 Pontiac Bonneville SE - owned in parallel with the next 2, traded for '97
5th- '94 Olds Cutlass SL - first car I bought completely with my own money, sold to GF
6th- '95 Olds Cutlass Convertible - funnest car I've ever owned, sold to buy house for pregnant GF
7th- '97 Olds Cutlass SL - bought for pregnant GF, now wife
8th- '99 Olds Intrigue - my baby, until my wife took it from me and made me drive the '97
Damn, I didn't realize how many cars I've had in the past 9.5 years
Looking at this, I think it is time for me to diversify my next car purchase