what was the biggest lie you were told as a kid?

[nageov3t]

"there are no stupid questions."

 

[OCGuy]

"Hey kid, free candy in my windowless van"

 

[shortylickens]

"Always be honest." Or "honesty is the best policy."

Its BS. Theres a hundred & one situations where its either better to lie, or at least considered polite.

 

[TallBill]

"This won't hurt a bit"

 

[racolvin]

"Just a little pinprick ... there'll be no more AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."

 

[invidia]

"You are not adopted."

"Santa Claus is real."

"He's your father."

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: TallBill
"This won't hurt a bit"

Something no alter boy wants to hear...

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: loki8481
"there are no stupid questions."

This is true though, there are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people.

 

[JohnCU]

santa claus
i cried a little when i found out he wasn't real

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: loki8481
"there are no stupid questions."

This is true though, there are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people.

there are stupid questions that reveal the stupidity of stupid people 😉

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
"Hey kid, free candy in my windowless van"

how many times did you test this to be sure that it was a lie?

 

[So]

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet, so I shall:

"There is a god"

 

[Farang]

raised catholic so take your pick

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
"Hey kid, free candy in my windowless van"

how many times did you test this to be sure that it was a lie?

I only fell for that one once.

But then he said he lost his puppy, and needed me to help look for it.

Then he said my parents told him to pick me up from school.


He wont fool me again though!

 

[randay]

"you'll go blind"

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
"Hey kid, free candy in my windowless van"

how many times did you test this to be sure that it was a lie?

I only fell for that one once.

But then he said he lost his puppy, and needed me to help look for it.

Then he said my parents told him to pick me up from school.


He wont fool me again though!

😀

 

[dquan97]

"you're my first time"
"you can have any job you want"

Best of all:
"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

 

[InflatableBuddha]

"Everyone is a beautiful and unique snowflake!"

 

[l0cke]

There are 50 states

 

[Kadarin]

Looks don't matter; it's what's on the inside that counts.

 

[HeXploiT]

"There is no God".

 

[Duddy]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
"Always be honest." Or "honesty is the best policy."

Its BS. Theres a hundred & one situations where its either better to lie, or at least considered polite.

:thumbsup:

 

[imported_Imp]

Have shame.

Having no shame gets you anywhere and everywhere with benefits.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: HeXploiT
"There is a God".

fixed

 

[Kirby]

"I'll only put the tip in." :Q