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What war did you die in?

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Korean war; July 7th, 1950; in a kamikaze mission to halt the seemingly unstoppable north korean T-34 rush. weapon of choice : 105mm artillery shell

BURN IN HELL YOU COMMIES!
 
After contracting syphillis from a Filipino girl in 1898 during the Spanish-American War, I returned home to my wife and business but eventually went mad and died shortly after the enactment of Prohibition in 1920.
 
Originally posted by: jjones
After contracting syphillis from a Filipino girl in 1898 during the Spanish-American War, I returned home to my wife and business but eventually went mad and died shortly after the enactment of Prohibition in 1920.
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LOL.
 
I killed myself.

I was a Nazi in World War II. I torched about 3,000,000 Jews myself, and when I heard those allied scum were coming for me, I took the manly way out.
 
I was a Comic on a USO tour in WWII. I was sent home after I got caught shagging the Andrews Sisters. The plane went down somewhere over New Guinea and I was "rescued" by some of the natives. Being introduced to the Chiefs wife and all his HOT daughters, I told them to EAT ME, they took me literally... 🙁
 
I died during the war on drugs. Can't really remember where I was. Or who I was with. Or what they looked like. Or even,... well I don't remember much. Except the needle, oh me and the needle... Then the way-to-bright lights. Stop the light already! the light the light...
 
As a German soldier in WWII, I was hunkered down in my foxhole when an American soldier sneaked up next to me and tossed in a grenade. To my utter suprise, what landed on my lap was not a grenade at all, but a small pineapple. As I was using my knife to cut a piece of this fresh pineapple for a snack, I couldn't help but laugh at just how crazy war can be. And just as I was laughing, the American soldier threw a real grenade, blowing me to pieces.
 
Originally posted by: djheater
From the ages of 3-5 I used to tell my mom stories about the revolutionary war.

I don't believe in reincarnation, necessarily. My mom liked the stories, though.
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That reminds me of a Story 20/20 did about a 5 or 6 year old kid that ever since the day he could talk he said his name was John something and was a pilot of a p-47 stationed in the pacific on a specific aircraft carrier.
It was creepy cause he could give dates when things happened in the war and when he was shot down. They even had him talk to guys that served with who he claimed to be and they asked personal questions and he answered them correct and made these guys cry. It was amazing.
 
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: djheater
From the ages of 3-5 I used to tell my mom stories about the revolutionary war.

I don't believe in reincarnation, necessarily. My mom liked the stories, though.
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That reminds me of a Story 20/20 did about a 5 or 6 year old kid that ever since the day he could talk he said his name was John something and was a pilot of a p-47 stationed in the pacific on a specific aircraft carrier.
It was creepy cause he could give dates when things happened in the war and when he was shot down. They even had him talk to guys that served with who he claimed to be and they asked personal questions and he answered them correct and made these guys cry. It was amazing.
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OMG, link?
 
weird🙂

I took a bullet in my chest at the Battle of Lutzen (the year of 1632) saving Gustav II Adolf, king of Sweden, who was unlucky to die later that day from a bullet anyway🙁
 
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