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What Triggers A Woman To Turn A Light Off?

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Ornery

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I don't need to know what causes them to turn a light on, and leave it on indefinitely. Any light that is off must be turned on. I know this. What I want to know is, what stimulus prompts them to EVER turn one off? 😕
 
Originally posted by: Ornery
I don't need to know what causes them to turn a light on, and leave it on indefinitely. Any light that is off must be turned on. I know this. What I want to know is, what stimulus prompts them to EVER turn one off? 😕
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They turn the lights off so they can pretend you're someone else. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Ornery
I don't need to know what causes them to turn a light on, and leave it on indefinitely. Any light that is off must be turned on. I know this. What I want to know is, what stimulus prompts them to EVER turn one off? 😕
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They turn the lights off so they can pretend you're someone else. 😉
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😀
 
a wife beater shirt..and a wife beater in it that wants the light turned off 😛

that or use tape to attach a 20 dollar bill they have to pull on to get
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Ornery
I don't need to know what causes them to turn a light on, and leave it on indefinitely. Any light that is off must be turned on. I know this. What I want to know is, what stimulus prompts them to EVER turn one off? 😕
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They turn the lights off so they can pretend you're someone else. 😉
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So, I have to start ripping her clothes off before she'll turn off the lights blazing all over the house?
 
Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Ornery
I don't need to know what causes them to turn a light on, and leave it on indefinitely. Any light that is off must be turned on. I know this. What I want to know is, what stimulus prompts them to EVER turn one off? 😕
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They turn the lights off so they can pretend you're someone else. 😉
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😀
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I think he's asking how to get them to turn lights off, not turn them on. His message is the opposite of the thread topic.
 
Originally posted by: Ornery
I don't need to know what causes them to turn a light on, and leave it on indefinitely. Any light that is off must be turned on. I know this. What I want to know is, what stimulus prompts them to EVER turn one off? 😕
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I thought this was a problem only in my house....
 
Originally posted by: CTho9305
Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Ornery
I don't need to know what causes them to turn a light on, and leave it on indefinitely. Any light that is off must be turned on. I know this. What I want to know is, what stimulus prompts them to EVER turn one off? 😕
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They turn the lights off so they can pretend you're someone else. 😉
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😀
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I think he's asking how to get them to turn lights off, not turn them on. His message is the opposite of the thread topic.
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Here, this might be of interest to you.
 
There are what doctors call nerve impulses, signals that go to the brain and from. In women however......




well, docotors still haven't been able to figure it out.
 
Women feel safer with the lights on, I guess. So maybe if you bought the woman in question a vicious guard dog, she would then turn some lights off. Of course, this could create other problems.
 
I ought to make her start changing the damn bulbs! That would be more of an inconvenience. Seriously, light bulbs only have 750 hours of life to them. At 50 cents each, that's a big enough waste right there, but they do use a lot of electricity when your fixtures are using four 100 Watt lights at once. I think having to go through the effort to change them just might have an effect. How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 😉 Hah! How many women does it take to turn the damn light off?
 
"Have her start paying for the electric bill. Then she'll start turning them off."

Hell, that won't work. Christ, she works at a bank. I've been giving her my paychecks and having her take care of all the bills and crap for 25 years!
 
nothing, they never turn any lights off

at least not in my house

everytime i walk past a light switch , it is in the "on" position and there are no humans anywhere in sight, so i turn the light off

next time i pass that same switch, most of the time the light is back on

so there are either light switch fairies in my house, or else the 3 women/girls that live there keep turning the lights on and leaving them on when they leave the room

:frown:
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
nothing, they never turn any lights off

at least not in my house

everytime i walk past a light switch , it is in the "on" position and there are no humans anywhere in sight, so i turn the light off

next time i pass that same switch, most of the time the light is back on

so there are either light switch fairies in my house, or else the 3 women/girls that live there keep turning the lights on and leaving them on when they leave the room

:frown:
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Yep, I know the feeling!
 
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