what to say back when girl ask for screaming orgasm

[pdo]

I was at a bar drinking when a girl tap on my shoulder and ask me to ordered her 2 screaming orgasm because she's not old enough and the only thing that I can come up with is would you like fries with that also?. What would you guy have said in this situation? Give me all you've got.

 

[MrHelpful]

LOL

 

[ViperMagic]

You take both kinds, or you get none

 

[GhettoFob]

<< would you like fries with that also?. >>


lol

 

[MrHelpful]

Fixed link

 

[oLLie]

"I'll show YOU a screaming orgasm!"
and then procede to reveal your "O face" a la Office Space.

 

[BoberFett]

Yuck, Kahlua. :frown:

 

[gopunk]

i'd put my arm around her and head for the door

 

[yllus]

Fixed link

"Why order it when I can give you one for free?"

Or if you're not interested, tell her it's too near her bedtime.

 

[Jzero]

"Come back when you grow some pubes" is what comes to mind when I think of underage tramps trying to get older guys to order them drinks in the bar.

 

[MajesticMoose]

how'd she react when you said that? I like the idea someone gave for putting your arm around her and heading for the door.

m00se

 

[pdo]

<<"Come back when you grow some pubes" is what comes to mind when I think of underage tramps trying to get older guys to order them drinks in the bar.>>

You need to chill grampa. I'ts actually a bar where 18 y/o are allowed in but not drink.


<<how'd she react when you said that?>>

She just laugh it off and give me the money for the drink and I was more or less paying attention to the girl sitting next to me who is a hottie.

 

[Jzero]

<< You need to chill grampa. I'ts actually a bar where 18 y/o are allowed in but not drink. >>



Don't change my reply at all. It was funny when the ticket-taker said it to Beavis and it's STILL FUNNY RIGHT NOW! LMAO!

 

[Argo]

I'd say...


"Sorry, but I don't do that until the 3rd date"

 

[conjur]

Hand the drinks to her and say "When you're ready for the real thing....."

 

[Peetoeng]

I might say,

Sure if you don't mind sharing it with me.
Sharing is good.