What to get for sister as wedding present?

[Syringer]

My sister's getting married in a few weeks, and also moved into a new house..so it could be a combo wedding/housewarming gift.

What's appropriate for such situations? I figure I could spend up to ~$400-$500 or so.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Money.

 

[Sa7aN]

look up her registry?

 

[BoomerD]

Pics of sister to help us determine the appropriate gift?

:biggrin:

I suppose the ever popular "dick in a box" is out of the question?

 

[Newbian]

Pics of sister to help us determine the appropriate gift?

:biggrin:

I suppose the ever popular "dick in a box" is out of the question?

You never know how close they might be. :awe:

My vote would be some kind of pillow / furniture that looks like a spider.

 

[El Guaraguao]

Dinnerware set.


What do I win?

 

[bommy261]

money

 

[Tsavo]

A gigantic black dildo.

 

[thegimp03]

Why don't you check her registry? Money is good too, but directly off the registry is everything that she and her fiance picked out anyways so it'd be a better choice.

 

[Hacp]

We need pics. Then the suggestion will come.

 

[guyver01]

Lingerie
"romance aids"

 

[Dominato3r]

No blenders and shit. Unless they dont have some appliances don't get them those. We have about 3-4 appliances yet to be opened.

 

[JEDIYoda]

My sister's getting married in a few weeks, and also moved into a new house..so it could be a combo wedding/housewarming gift.

What's appropriate for such situations? I figure I could spend up to ~$400-$500 or so.

http://www.sybian.com a girls best friend!!

 

[Fayd]

A gigantic black dildo.

damn it.

i come into this thread to post the inane "shocking, edgy comment". and i'm beaten to it.

 

[kitchiku]

toaster

 

[Slapstick]

Use the money towards a retainer for a good divorce lawyer, she'll thank you later on.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Use the money towards a retainer for a good divorce lawyer, she'll thank you later on.

🙄

 

[mvbighead]

Why do you ask us? Take her word for it in her wedding registry.

I swear, I had a couple people get us shit that wasn't on our registry, and it was either complete crap or it overlapped something that was on the registry that someone else gave. And, if you're looking at 400-500, chances are you'll find a nice food processor or knife set on the registry that she is interested in.

 

[dawp]

a bottle or 2 of Dom Pérignon.

 

[Sea Moose]

butt plunger to go with the black dildo

 

[Ancalagon44]

A big, black strapon dildo. For her of course.

 

[Vette73]

Money.

:thumbsup:

 

[dabuddha]

 

[BarkingGhostar]

My sister's getting married in a few weeks, and also moved into a new house..so it could be a combo wedding/housewarming gift.

What's appropriate for such situations? I figure I could spend up to ~$400-$500 or so.

Get out of Marriage free card?

 

[pcgeek11]

Why don't you buck tradition and get something for your future brother in law.

At most weddings the gifts are geared toward what the Bride likes or wants. The husbands usually couldn't care less.