What to eat to increase sperm count?

[FreshPrince]

This is a serious question!

 

[tweakmm]

Are your soldiers not marching in formation?

 

[Analog]

goal?

 

[allisolm]

This is a serious question!

If it's a serious question, ask your doctor. If not, ask ATOT.

 

[Anubis]

yea i do beleive you are asking wrong people

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
This is a serious question!

I have moral objections to answering this question, on the grounds that it may help you reproduce

 

[datdamkid]

WTF!@#!@!$!@?

 

[deftron]

I always heard you could eat sperm to increase your sperm count.
But it doesn't work if it's your own...

Go ahead and try it, and let us know.

 

[xSauronx]

paint chips...

 

[Pepsei]

You are what you eat, so drink more sperm.

 

[z0mb13]

eat beansprouts??

 

[dman]

Eat Sperm. Technically you'll have more.

Not that I'd subscribe to that, but, then again, I haven't a problem.


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Just a guess: Get the vasectomy reversed.

Another guess: Avoid fatty foods and cholesterol type stuff, things that'll clog the pipes. Celery and Pineapple have been said to help move things along. Also I've heard cranberries/juice is good for you. I don't think any foods will increase production, but, if there's problems finding the way out then drinking lots of fluids and avoiding salty stuff, etc, might help.

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Lastly, as said above, this would best be something discussed with your/a Doctor.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Quit f@pping?

 

[cressida]

Why would you want to increase sperm count? It takes only one to reach the goal, so use protection. Also if you aren't producing any, that is a good thing cuz u don't have to worry about any mistakes.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: cressida
Why would you want to increase sperm count? It takes only one to reach the goal, so use protection. Also if you aren't producing any, that is a good thing cuz u don't have to worry about any mistakes.

Yes, maybe you should just pull one sperm aside and give him a pep talk about giving 110%.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: cressida
Why would you want to increase sperm count? It takes only one to reach the goal, so use protection. Also if you aren't producing any, that is a good thing cuz u don't have to worry about any mistakes.

Yes, maybe you should just pull one sperm aside and give him a pep talk about giving 110%.

:beer:

 

[StormRider]

The smaller the pistol, the more bullets it shoots.

 

[iamme]

http://www.skfriends.com/how-can-men-increase-sperm-count.htm

 

[Booster]

Not to offend, just another guess: could invite someone who doesn't have the same problem. [sorry if it concerns you but I don't know what else to say]

 

[her209]

Have your gf/wife to smack your testicles with a baseball bat to get them to kick into overdrive.

 

[duke]

tadpoles

 

[Crazymofo]

Quiting smoking and exercise did it for me...

Oh and the pep talk comment was priceless!

 

[sonambulo]

chlomid

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: deftron
I always heard you could eat sperm to increase your sperm count.
But it doesn't work if it's your own...

Go ahead and try it, and let us know.

Bwahahahaha...

 

[Mermaidman]

I don't know about what to eat, but there's a reason why testicles hang OUTSIDE the body--High temps decrease testicular function. So, wear loose boxers and air them fambly jewels