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McGyver

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so, i got called in to the director's office just now. blinds down, closed door, even his tone sounded different than usual. what turned out with the shroud of secrecy was, i have to bring the clients from japan tonight out out.

honestly, i have no idea what to do. escort service?
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: McGyver
1000

What do you do for a living and what kind of clients are these?

Hope there is not a large entourage our your budget's going to be wacked.
 

McGyver

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computer assisted design programming.

i think i should just bring them out for sushi.
 

Vonkhan

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$1000?

dude, that wont get you shit ... nothing decent anyway

The best you can hope for is to take them to a hi-end club

or an upscale sushi bar if you aren't comfortable
 

Chronoshock

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I dunno about that, chances are very good it won't be comparable to what they're used to. How many people and what city is this in? Look for a nice restaurant that will appeal to their palates, I can see most of the 1k being spent on dinner.
 

jtvang125

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Haven't you seen the movie Click?

Japanese don't want to go to a fancy restaurant or sushi bar. They want to go to TGI Friday's.
 

iamwiz82

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We have Japanese co-workers from our sister companies here once in awhile and the things that they always want are pizza and chinese.
 

McGyver

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aight, i'm going for the phonebook, what keywords? can't seem to find it under the section P :p something that rhymes with constitute. :laugh:
 

So

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Screw sushi. I'm sure they get much better at home. Take them out for a good steak. Steaks are extremely expensive in Japan due to import tariffs, IIRC, so if you take them to a really good steakhouse it will be doubly nice.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
I really doubt they'd want sushi

Yeah...like an american travelling to Japan to just go to mcdonalds for every meal.

My wife likes BBQ here. We do eat sushi time to time. Her favorite is american buffets...they have some chinese food, sushi, pizza, chicken and everyother heart attack waiting to happen.

We went to Golden Corral for the first time two weekends ago. I thought the place would suck, but it was surprisingly good. I was done after 2-3 plates, my wife kept going for like 5-6. She is only 105lbs :)
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Take them to a Strip Club.

In all honesty this is the best answer.

They've flown over here, they want to see american women.

A decent dinner and strip club is perfectly acceptable and safe.