What to do with my newfound freedom?

[NuclearNed]

A week ago, my wife got a speeding ticket. She was going 46 in a 30. $98. Ka-ching.

Today, she got a non-moving violation for improper parking. It was only $6. Still... Ka-ching.


I figure I can do just about anything that I want right now, and I won't have to take any crap for it. Suggestions?

 

[maddogchen]

two girls at once!

 

[Jhill]

Her sister?

 

[ElFenix]

only $6 for a parking ticket? i should move to your town

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Her sister?

This answer is full of win

 

[E equals MC2]

anal.

or do all three: have a threesome with ur wife + sister and do anal sex.

 

[SpunkyJones]

I'd probably get a new video card for my PC, and for once not feel the need to stash the empty box in the back of my truck.

 

[Patt]

Book a guys trip ... and put some money down on a flight/booking etc. so that it can't (easily) be revoked :thumbsup:

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
only $6 for a parking ticket? i should move to your town

It was a strange violation - I probably would have done the same thing she did because I didn't know this was against the law. She was going down the main street of a local town. There was a vacant parallel parking spot on the other side of the street from where she was, so she parked there and went in a store (i.e. her car was pointed "upstream"). When she came back out, the ticket was on her window - apparently you can only parallel park on the same side of the street that you are driving on. Who knew...

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Her sister?

She's an only child...

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: ElFenix
only $6 for a parking ticket? i should move to your town

It was a strange violation - I probably would have done the same thing she did because I didn't know this was against the law. She was going down the main street of a local town. There was a vacant parallel parking spot on the other side of the street from where she was, so she parked there and went in a store (i.e. her car was pointed "upstream"). When she came back out, the ticket was on her window - apparently you can only parallel park on the same side of the street that you are driving on. Who knew...

I thought this was common knowledge, whenever I see a spot on the opposite side of the road I do a u-turn and park normally.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: effowe

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: ElFenix
only $6 for a parking ticket? i should move to your town

It was a strange violation - I probably would have done the same thing she did because I didn't know this was against the law. She was going down the main street of a local town. There was a vacant parallel parking spot on the other side of the street from where she was, so she parked there and went in a store (i.e. her car was pointed "upstream"). When she came back out, the ticket was on her window - apparently you can only parallel park on the same side of the street that you are driving on. Who knew...

I thought this was common knowledge, whenever I see a spot on the opposite side of the road I do a u-turn and park normally.

Me too. It would never occur to me to park 'upstream' like that.

 

[hypn0tik]

Sex 3 times a day for a week.

 

[Randum]

save it til you fck up or you buy some impulse electronic device

"I cant beleive you bough-"
"remember those tickets?"

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
A week ago, my wife got a speeding ticket. She was going 46 in a 30. $98. Ka-ching.

Today, she got a non-moving violation for improper parking. It was only $6. Still... Ka-ching.


I figure I can do just about anything that I want right now, and I won't have to take any crap for it. Suggestions?

$6 parking ticket? SHENS.

 

[OdiN]

Only $98 for speeding? Hell...you get that much for looking at a cop wrong in CA.

 

[rasczak]

butt sex ftw!